This makes me wanna fucking jump out of my window (more than usual)

45  2017-05-30 by [deleted]

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People really need to start keeping this shit to themselves. Live a life of quiet dignity like me, you stupid cunts.

Look at his twitter boi, this fag is some podcast host.

I'd rather look at his obituary.

Here's a picture of him, in case you want to punch your computer screen:

http://thewayfaringdreamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/altano-2.jpg

Ah the timeless and classic "prison fag" look.

Ew, who wears his watch like that? And I can't even blame gen Z and the lack of bullying. This guy is old enough where he should have been bullied.

Amen to that shiznit, sir.

they know what they're doing

people do things just so they can get internet validation, life is just "likes" and "retweets" for these people

There was a great Black Mirror episode portraying life in a near future type-scenario where everyone's social status and life in general was dictated by a social media score.

That might've been the worst episode in the entire series. The whole 3rd season sucked and was written by celebrity guests and shit.

Which was ripped off from an episode of Community

Social media should be for teenagers and advertising, only.

Any adult using social media for stupid shit like this should be banned from the internet.

Who is this faggot?

You are #goals YUCK

that's every other white dude online between the ages of 20-35

Tim Gettys is the worst yes man ever.

And to think, some people are still against White Genocide.

To be fair, there are plenty of minorities who are as annoyingly douchey as this.

Cancer of the asshole please

Give me 5 minutes with him.

We need a good global pandemic, a war, something. An adult man thinks this is ok.

In China I was told they call em "kidults"

In America they call them Proudboys.

where the west is the best

From your lips to God's ears

USA is too powerful. White men have created a monster and the crumbling will be delicious. I can't wait till he has to lug his star wars dolls across the canadian border in a backpack like a Syrian refugee

I would like harm to come to this person.

One of the reasons I stopped paying attention to IGN. He's a big SJW but it comes off fake as fuck. You should see his co host Max who thinks looking like van wilder in 2017 is ok with Hawaiin shirts

"Writer/Artist/Musician/Star Wars Nerd/Pizza Snob"

Murder is still illegal, right?

yes

Only if you get caught.

It's worth the risk

Why don't you pm Patton about that

The worst thing to happen in this world is nerds gaining confidence

Nerds who never got their feelings hurt.

The first thing nerds did when they got power was take down bullies. In an environment where you take out the predator, the prey flourish.

And nerd doesn't mean into Math/Science anymore, it just means you don't like growing up.

Right exactly.

A 'nerd' used to actually mean someone who was deeply into academics to the point of distraction from normal social development. Generally speaking they contributed to society and sacrificed their own social life to do so.

Now it's literally just about playing with toys until you're forty years old and getting all your 'science' from Bill Nye.

From stigma to status symbol folks.

They aren't real nerds, they're just appropriating nerd culture.

That's racist

Wow man he listens to Wu Tang and he likes gay nerd shit. This dude is bad ass.

I prefer Crazy Eyes Killa myself. https://youtu.be/JPZyX8wN8RU

So many good "pedestrians getting vaporized by oncoming traffic" videos emerge from Tokyo. Hopefully his final creative act and most valuable artistic contribution will be getting turned into a Jackson Pollock while Tweeting more cringe nonsense in the middle of an intersection.

then jump you low cunt

top tier depression right there. sinking feeling in my gut and everything. Choice stuff

Where is the knockout game when you really need it?

Certainty not in Tokyo. He's more likely to be flattened by a suiciding businessman.

That's even better

Who is Brian Altano?

Ign weirdo that overhypes things for checks.

This american manchild epidemic is awful. America is going to die in like 20 years

Cum in ya belly tsss

Tim Gettys is a corporate shill cunt face.

GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION

these fucking subhumans only do things for online good boy points. live life for the joy of living you fucking faggot. this shit is why i dont use (((social media). fucking put me in a bad mood thanks a lot.

Civilization was a mistake.

so sake is slang for cum now?

Tokyo, really? what a pathetic weeaboo.

Ugh what an insufferable douche.

The Star Wars toys in his bag was the clincher.

I.....MISTAKENLY......

used to think that when generations of kids raised on HIP-HOP reached mid 30s, 40s, 50s.....WOULDN'T be pathetic. As (like a tamed 67yr old still loving ZEPPELIN) it would just be organic to their youth

---i was PROFOUNDLY WRONG.....a 38yr. old white dude still fully embracing the ''hip-hop lifestyle'' is FAR MORE PATHETIC then i ever could've possibly imagined

--I was wrong....38yr. old white dudes

that's every other white dude online between the ages of 20-35

Tim Gettys is the worst yes man ever.

That's racist