Big Amy is trying to seduce Patton Oswalt. I hope she likes Xanax.

18  2017-05-30 by IHatePeopleDotCom

6 comments

I hope she likes being strangled in her sleep by small, fat hands.

If Patton doesn't kill her, heart disease surely will.

I think that would see the biggest turnaround in all of reddit history.

SHE SUCKS DICK

GET IT

"MUH VAGINA!"

Reminds me: Big Amy sponsored Mark Norman's special and completely pulled the rug under his feet with the intro. TLOS shat on her for an hour while listening to the clip.

She's such a fucking narcissist.

C'mon ladies, let's stand with Amy to fight against the sexual objectification of women!!

GRRL POWER!!!1!