Does anybody else wonder what it would be like to pour a steaming hot cup of coffee into a woman's cunt?

0  2017-05-29 by EdguhMellencamp

10 comments

Well I do now...

Immediately made me think of my favorite Canadian PSA.

She spilled my coffee. Evil little chuckle and WHAM he went full Anthony on her. You fucking bitch!

Feel like for me or her?

That photo of the McDonald's coffee cup in crotch lady is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I recommend googling it.

I think both are from the same burn. Fawkin raaawww

Yeah they are. There's a whole series of pics I found on google. If she hadn't been 900 years old with tissue paper thin skin she'd have been okay. Useless old people.

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cunt 🎶

I was on tour back in 93 and we all stopped at McDonald's one morning (this was when they had notoriously lava hot coffee) and our bass player fumbled his cup of coffee right into my crotch. I had blisters all over my inner thighs and and on my cock. Not soon after that some lady had sued them (and won like a million dollars) for having 2nd degree burns from their coffee. I can only imagine what a cunt full would feel like. If it's anything like having your cock and balls scalded, I would only wish it upon Jason Ellis or Andy Kindler.