Ant had a heart attack at his party whilst singing Karaoke last night and has been rushed to hospital

0  2017-05-29 by Dennyislife

Not actually true but for a second you got a little bit giddy right?

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SHOCK JOCK STRUCK DOWN BY CORONARY IRONY DURING SURVIVOR SINGALONG

I do wish Anthony would just drop dead in the middle of an Elton John karaoke number, live on Periscope. No clutching of the arm, no staggering or slurring of words, no gradual loss of consciousness, just the curtain slamming down with cold finality.

There are many who would masturbate to the footage of that moment till their dying day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cdrP7m72A

How about like Tommy Cooper? People laughing thinking its part of the act?

I was thinking of him! But I'm torn on whether it should be during one of Ant's solitary karaoke-thons or in the middle of a family gathering. Dying alone is almost too good for him, but it might be funnier, and you don't want him going out thinking he's actually loved either.

Fucked up yo.

If he goes down at a party, I'm sure one of the sycophants will be sober enough to call 911 and save his life.

Better a solo karaoke night, so that after he drops, the camera just rolls for hours while NO ONE watching summons help.

"All by my-self...don't wanna be..." FWUMP!

They will all run away after looting his house. Bobo will be seen riding a 7 foot dinosaur on the roof of his cousins car