Bad news is I broke up with my gf tonight

18  2017-05-29 by bonecrushingkisses

Good news is I get to say faggot and retard again. (She was a special needs teacher with a gay brother)

19 comments

n/a  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-05-29

Unfortunately, your next gf will have a black lover.

n/a  TossyMcSalad 2017-05-29

Not saying you are referring to me, just wanted to state I'm not black though.

n/a  pithypariah 2017-05-29

"Nobody's perfect.." Hebe Kikeburger.

n/a  I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-05-29

You guys put in too much work just be young and get a ghetto which bitch.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-05-29

If you were a real man you would have said faggot and retard in front of her and if she got lippy about it you'd have given her a good backhand and told her to shut up and go make you a sandwich.

n/a  literalotherkin 2017-05-29

Fawwwkkkk yeahhhhh! Alpha for life.

n/a  TheElDan 2017-05-29

https://youtu.be/kgLU_Zlei44?t=13

n/a  zenicaone 2017-05-29

she would still be with him if he did that

n/a  Muted_Post-Horn 2017-05-29

And we aaallllwayyys tryyy to veneraaaate the entrepreneeuuuur

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-05-29

She gets heavy retard dick anyway. She doesn't care.

n/a  bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-29

I fucked a 20 year old retard on Friday night so it's all good.

n/a  lolercakesmcgee 2017-05-29

I figured Stinks would have a job by now.

n/a  literalotherkin 2017-05-29

Trust me, the happiness gained from being crude and never adjusting your speech is infinitely more satisfying than the happiness derived from having a functioning relationship with someone who has a cooter. TRUST ME.

n/a  doodoopeepees 2017-05-29

Sounds like she was into incest as well!

n/a  Toss__Pot 2017-05-29

Your bad news, is her good news, so the world is in balance

n/a  breadmoccasin 2017-05-29

One of my best friends is going through a miserable divorce with a woman we all thought was cool but it turns out she likes money and prescription pills a whole lot.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-29

sounds cool to me

n/a  scarletknight2 2017-05-29

Hey wait, that sounds like my sister in law! ..and so on... and so on..... and so on...

n/a  OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-05-29

Breaking up is never a bad thing if it doesn't involve kids, property or savings.

n/a  MoeGreenVegas 2017-05-29

And a special needs gay boyfriend.

n/a  puppy_action_team 2017-05-29

And you also get to watch gay porn out in the open now. As opposed to late at night with everyone sleeping.