r/opieandanthony: Ant's dream chick.

This is messed up ethically. She's technically an adult, but clearly looks like a small child. Any guy who dated her is probably a pedo, and is just asking to have his ass kicked.

n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-05-29

It would be a real hassle dating her. You'd either have to be pretend you were her parent(really creepy) or have her walk around with ID in her hand at all times to avoid the storm of fists coming your way.

n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-29

The opster knows

n/a Nulltor 2017-05-29

Come fight me

n/a WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-05-29

Gonna have to constantly reiterate to friends and family that you like her for her personality and not her Lolita status.

n/a fervt 2017-05-29

So she's supposed to stay alone for the rest of her life? I would be dating her for her benefit, not mine.

n/a FatMosque 2017-05-29

Saint on eart

n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-05-29

Yes... for charity.

n/a FuegoFerdinand 2017-05-29

She's not an adult. I saw this in another thread on reddit, and they found she is actually a child and somebody took this pic from her instagram account.

n/a BamMargeraOfficial 2017-05-29

So this is actually some gender studies cunt doing "research" on how all men are pigs?

n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-05-29

Why bother doing a study that?

n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-29

Anime has taught me that it's just fine that she looks 8, if she's supposed to be a 400 years old demon.

n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-29

A friend of mine is asking if you could post the three other pictures on her profile for research purposes.

n/a Anarox 2017-05-29

Tried switching photos in the screengrab like a dummy, well I mean my friend tried. What a creep amarite

n/a SuaveRico 2017-05-29

This idiot friend of mine tried to super like her, dumbass.

n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-29

its a trap!

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-29

This is a classic honeypot. Ant spends one night with this "18 year old" and the next week he'd be On his show demanding more Muslim immigration and gun control.

n/a Pug_123 2017-05-29

"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta." - Anthony Cumia

n/a 762x39mm 2017-05-29

Best part is if you dated her you know she won't be eating a lot.

n/a crookedmile 2017-05-29

Eatin' a lotta this dick! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!

n/a Dagidugidai 2017-05-29

Her teeth are straight and her smile looks genuine. How is Ant supposed to cum if he can't see desperation and weakness in the girl he's torturing with his limp dick?

n/a vichenleyssister 2017-05-29

he can still bite her/him

n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-05-29

I mean, it's obviously an FBI trap. Right???

n/a bonerang 2017-05-29

No, the trap is the reverse. Says they are 14 when they're actually 24.

It wouldn't do them any good if, like in this case, it is clearly stated that the individual is of legal age.

n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-05-29

Unless they made a profile with a picture of an obviously underage girl claiming to be 18 to lure in the 'right' kind of person, then in a private conversation the girl reveals that yes, she's really only 12 or whatever ("but I'm very mature and prefer older guys! I hope that's okay with you ;DDD"), and the guy is already on the hook and goes along with it because of course he does; he responded to a profile of a girl who look like she's 10 years old.

Next thing you know you're sitting in a living room with Chris Hansen.

n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-05-29

"I kind of wanted to get caught."

n/a Anarox 2017-05-29

The feds got Anth on some list. Codename: The tranthulla

n/a jokespot 2017-05-29

It'd be like fucking Andy Milonakis.

n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-05-29

https://www.instagram.com/tonyahoodyakova/

Here you go, creeps

n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-29

http://puzzlepix.hu/image/show/id/s_20526572