Hitching your wagon to liberal comedy is a bad career move. That field is so crowded that no room was left for him when he decided that's what he wanted to do. You've got to have something special to stand out and he offers nothing.
That girl looks like she stood be standing in a pile of trash with flies swarming her during a Christian Children's Fund add. "For just 67 cents a day you could help this spook get access to clean water and a cup of rice." I would think to myself, "I'd really rather not."
The only attractive "my black wife" paired to a henpecked caucasoid schlub I can think of was Lafawnduh from 'Napolean Dynamite', and that was fictional
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n/a RabboRibbo 2017-05-28
He's the comic who was instrumental in getting Sam Hyde fired from adult swim, in case you weren't familiar with him.
n/a xyniphis 2017-05-28
He's also the "comic" that will bring up his black wife withing 3 sentences of meeting him.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
"She looks like homeless crackhead Crystal Waters. La da dee, la dee da. La da dee, la dee da."
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-05-28
His social justice karma is next level.
n/a crookedmile 2017-05-28
No shit. Hipster comic, Vice exposé AND married to Billy Blanks
n/a Subeck 2017-05-28
Hes almost completely faded into obscurity at this point. This is probably the first time anyone on earth has mentioned his name in months
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
Hitching your wagon to liberal comedy is a bad career move. That field is so crowded that no room was left for him when he decided that's what he wanted to do. You've got to have something special to stand out and he offers nothing.
n/a KingGeorgeIVE 2017-05-28
He was just on Twin Peaks.
n/a DeepSeaBuick 2017-05-28
el classico
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
Did Burr pull an el classico, or does he just have a negro fetish?
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-28
That girl looks like she stood be standing in a pile of trash with flies swarming her during a Christian Children's Fund add. "For just 67 cents a day you could help this spook get access to clean water and a cup of rice." I would think to myself, "I'd really rather not."
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-05-28
Too wordy
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-28
That is clearly Stymie from the Little Rascals.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-28
she probably has lots of reasonable thoughts and concerns about race and gender
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-05-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
n/a davidfeynman 2017-05-28
(((Gelman))), why does the surname always match the story?
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-28
I'd rape the shit out of her.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-28
that fuckong asshole got a show canned because it didnt follow the agenda. I hope his dick catches on fire
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-28
I masturbated to this pic
n/a cardaderdention 2017-05-28
"Brett Gelman's wife is an ugly bitch." - Sam Hyde
n/a 52017 2017-05-28
She looks like a black teenage boy. I don't get the attraction.
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-05-28
What possible reason could he have for marrying that thing? She looks like he just brought her over after liberating her tribe.
n/a xyniphis 2017-05-28
Its a lifetime smug liberal achievement award
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n/a TruehoodX 2017-05-28
Looks like the first black power ranger.
n/a LoloTheRogan 2017-05-28
Kevin hart trans?
n/a FurdTerguson88 2017-05-28
How long has he been married to Kenard from The Wire?
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-05-28
The only attractive "my black wife" paired to a henpecked caucasoid schlub I can think of was Lafawnduh from 'Napolean Dynamite', and that was fictional
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-05-28
She looks like a harlem globetrotter.
n/a Jackatard 2017-05-28
Did he say that she's "so talented"?
n/a arrogantsquirrel 2017-05-28
Save-a-pygmy, pinch a penny.
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-05-28
AHHHH
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-05-28
Brett gelman is married to harriet tubman?
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-05-28
this bitch looking like the original black power ranger and shit
n/a SolomonKull 2017-05-28
Who?
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-28
You are implying the I know who Brett Gelman is.
At least Bill Burr was somebody at one point.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-28
Gelman is married to a tranny Kevin Hart and he is not funny.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-05-28
Who?