Hey, fuck you!

Fawkin hater

You're right. I've really been packing on the lbs lately

packing on the lbs lately? tsk tsk where you going?

Tsss FAWKIN whales r sumthin

I'm on a diet. It's actually working. No bread and no potato chips. Just eating a lot of meat. Face is thinner. Feels good.

Also cut out booze n soda and watch the pounds fly off.

It's basically the easiest way to lose weight.

Yea, it's really not hard. Just eat shitty when u have to, like going out with friends or whatever

Just mix your wine with club soda cause you don't drink beer no more.

I drink spritzers so I don't get bloated.

Fag

I never drank soda with sugar, but the booze is also gone. Yeah, it does feel good to not be a total scumbag everyday all the time.

Shutaaaap.

I'm doing it on purpose. Cause 70% here are overweight and hate reading stuff like this and the remaining 30% hate it even more

I used to be fat and lost weight too but you're just a self-congratulatory bore.

Yeah, I'm trying to get under 350 this year.

You'll get kicked out of this subreddit

I stopped snacking and eating anything between meals. Probably won't make a difference but baby steps.

Shut your mouth, food is one of the few things left that makes me happy.

Unless you're on dope in which case you could probably stand to gain a few.

I'd be in better shape if I didn't drink so much. Just kidding, I'd still be a fat fuck. 😊

I'm making healthy choices! For example, the four deep-fried donut cheeseburgers I had for a snack last night had organic ketchup on 'em, godammit!

What's the endgame here?

If I ever want an extra slice of pizza, I think of Roland saying pizza party and remember how much of a mess he is so I stop.

I'm anorexic you insensitive prick.

Shut up fatso, and get back on the treadmill.

Muscle weighs more than fat

I'm trying to gain weight. Eating pizza and tacos everyday hasn't been working. How do you fat fucks do it?

Know that feeling when you've had enough to eat? Ignore that.

Not having AIDS doesn't hurt.

I wish I could have gotten Magic Johnson aids.

You can brush your teeth with milkshakes

That doesn't sound like an effective method for removing plaque buildup.

I could lose some weight, but this lady Amy could lose even more. This dude Bob K. could lose the most .

No I can't

Take some advice from us and lose some weight, alright?

I've actually lost like 40 pounds since I stopped drinking and started doing RCs but now I'm sober again so I'm just gonna be a faggot

Damn so relatable. My RC of choice became illegal and I had lost 80 pounds then after they made it illegal I started drinking again and now the weight is gaining...again.

As one of two young people on this sun I can proudly say I'm not fat or an alcoholic yet.

I used to be fat, now I'm an alcoholic.

You should try it bro. Makes the evenings disappear

I love watching innocence as it's about to slip over the horizon.

And look like jimmy?? No thanks.

I could, or someone could order me a pizza.

I've lost 95 pounds in the past two years and am in the best shape of my life. So fuck off.

Going from 500 lbs to 405 lbs does not make you a normal person.

Dr Phil says you should replace something with something

I hope Chip's mom doesn't read this. She's sensitive about her curvy figure and no one on her son's shit list is safe.

I have about 10 lb of fat before a decent beach body but summer is coming, gang and I don't know if I can do it. Maybe I should switch from beer to cocaine.

Going to the gym, eating better

I'm a mean and lean 159 at the moment. But I'm also in Europe for two weeks with no gym, bad intentions, and an insatiable thirst for booze, so we'll see how badly I screw this up

Man this sub is so cool when it turns into a fat middle aged loser support group

Leave it alone.

DUUUDE YOU'RE YOU'RE JUST FAT SHAMIN' AND BEIN' SCHMARMY!

Hey, I've lost almost 60 pounds from starving myself.

I'm doing it on purpose. Cause 70% here are overweight and hate reading stuff like this and the remaining 30% hate it even more

You'll get kicked out of this subreddit