Why haven't we seen Bill Burr's new baby yet?

11  2017-05-28 by [deleted]

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Gewgle it

Because Anthony would send it an iPad and then Nia would yack Bill in the jaw while he's on the toilet.

"I don't think roundhousing me while I had a shit hanging half outta my ass was the ideal response to a gift from an old pal coming through the mail slot, but fundamentally she's right."

Ant only fucks children who were in the NASA control room.

correct

Yep, five shades darker than Nia is what I heard. Bill was trying to ask about a pat test but Nia has got the poor fucker in a stranglehold, has him convinced that the baby takes after some "super-black" ancestors of hers.

the only thing I don't buy about that, is Bill asking about a paternity test. He probably would happily pay for a kid that isn't his while feeling guilty about his race.

It's not her ancestors it's that I'm fucking transparent, hehehehe!

Goddamn it Burr.

technically speaking, Bill's white ancestry procured a SOciety that commandeered oppression against former african kingz. so a pure black baby void of any white DNA is still his responsibility and I am sure he fully understands that. Nia is very brave woman for facing the true issues that face american modern women of color. its a system that keeps them down, if not for this they would all have been flourishing in stem fields constructing the most advanced advancements to advance them

They tried taking a picture of it but all the camera can capture is the skin's event horizon.

It's so bad his roast battle days are over with!

With a 47 y/o mother, my bet is that the poor child might have genetic deficiencies.

Nia is 47? Holy shit... Might be an Opie situation there. The kid might be both mentally and physically retarded.

We'll see it just as soon as Nia tracks down the father and gets him to sign off on using the kid for promotional materials.

The zoo doesn't open until Memorial Day.

He doesn't have one, he is merely raising it.