He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.
Poor Jimmy will never have a solo career. He was underpaid as a 3rd mic, and now that he gets the money he deserved back then, he's attached to a mediocre shitshow.
If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.
Cities thronged with drunk holiday girls making the spinning fuck-eye at every man who wasn't on the same flight they came in on, YOU DESERVE THIS — VACATION DICKS DON'T COUNT banging over and over in their heads, their friends spilling drinks on their tits and chanting DO IT DO IT DO IT...
How could a celebrity possibly get laid in these conditions?
Plenty of people at the Stockholm show, and Jim killed it. A few degenerates from this sub seemed to have found their way there too.
It was actually amazing to see just how much of a blinky motherfucker he is, and how much further his already non-existent chin retracts when he does Chip.
He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.
If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.
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n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-28
he danced in the window under the red light for hours ... no takers
n/a cheddarrooster 2017-05-28
Don't let him forget about that.
n/a rottenseed 2017-05-28
Forget about what? That he danced?
n/a cheddarrooster 2017-05-28
Yes.
n/a ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-05-28
Jimmy won't break through ... some people are just bound to be average. The world needs ditch diggers, Danny.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-28
He's already way more succesful than he ever should've been. Jimmy made it.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.
n/a DrSANDMAN09 2017-05-28
Poor Jimmy will never have a solo career. He was underpaid as a 3rd mic, and now that he gets the money he deserved back then, he's attached to a mediocre shitshow.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-05-28
If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-28
We're three guys who think a phallus on a woman is just a little surprise extra!
n/a parrotpeople 2017-05-28
At least they would have gotten edgier promos
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-05-28
Do they?
n/a Chang_Ba 2017-05-28
Cities thronged with drunk holiday girls making the spinning fuck-eye at every man who wasn't on the same flight they came in on, YOU DESERVE THIS — VACATION DICKS DON'T COUNT banging over and over in their heads, their friends spilling drinks on their tits and chanting DO IT DO IT DO IT...
How could a celebrity possibly get laid in these conditions?
n/a erickz123 2017-05-28
Plus Yoshi is opening up for Jim in some cities. He is a global porn and prostitue tour guide.
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-05-28
I would definitely give Yoshi some scheckles to have him lead me around the seedy underbellies of the worlds brothels.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
If you look like you take AZT cocktails.
n/a snargfursk 2017-05-28
Plenty of people at the Stockholm show, and Jim killed it. A few degenerates from this sub seemed to have found their way there too.
It was actually amazing to see just how much of a blinky motherfucker he is, and how much further his already non-existent chin retracts when he does Chip.
n/a cultofcopenality 2017-05-28
Does anyone have a link for the bit where Jimmy talks about hating Europeans and how he has no interest in touring there ever. Can't find it
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-28
He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-05-28
If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.