Did Jim "friend zone" Norton ....

5  2017-05-28 by FCKFREDFROMBROOKLYN

Put up the numbahs on his European tour or was it a complete flop ?

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he danced in the window under the red light for hours ... no takers

Don't let him forget about that.

Forget about what? That he danced?

Yes.

Jimmy won't break through ... some people are just bound to be average. The world needs ditch diggers, Danny.

He's already way more succesful than he ever should've been. Jimmy made it.

He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.

Poor Jimmy will never have a solo career. He was underpaid as a 3rd mic, and now that he gets the money he deserved back then, he's attached to a mediocre shitshow.

If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.

We're three guys who think a phallus on a woman is just a little surprise extra!

At least they would have gotten edgier promos

Do they?

Cities thronged with drunk holiday girls making the spinning fuck-eye at every man who wasn't on the same flight they came in on, YOU DESERVE THIS — VACATION DICKS DON'T COUNT banging over and over in their heads, their friends spilling drinks on their tits and chanting DO IT DO IT DO IT...

How could a celebrity possibly get laid in these conditions?

Plus Yoshi is opening up for Jim in some cities. He is a global porn and prostitue tour guide.

I would definitely give Yoshi some scheckles to have him lead me around the seedy underbellies of the worlds brothels.

If you look like you take AZT cocktails.

Plenty of people at the Stockholm show, and Jim killed it. A few degenerates from this sub seemed to have found their way there too.

It was actually amazing to see just how much of a blinky motherfucker he is, and how much further his already non-existent chin retracts when he does Chip.

Does anyone have a link for the bit where Jimmy talks about hating Europeans and how he has no interest in touring there ever. Can't find it

He probably should have been bigger. Usually the most frequent stand ups on the Tonight Show or Late Show end up being huge stars. Carson had Seinfeld, Arsenic had Dice, Letterman had Romano, Leno had....Norton.

If Jim had controlled his drinking instead of freaking out and going to rehab, he probably would have been the third member of the John and Jeff radio program.