Cops are out this weekend guys! Don't drink and drive!

13  2017-05-28 by stinksskc

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood stinkmeaner

60 comments

I drove drunk and on shrooms 2 hours ago.

I'm like John cena to these punk ass police in my town. They can't see me.

glad u didnt get in trouble, thankfully the shrooms kinda cancel out booze. How much shrooms did ya take? Good trip or bad trip?

Just 1.5 gs. I wasn't trying to trip, just body buzz. Not good

that really is the sweet spot for shrooms it's like you're really stoned and you get that nice body high

You can get a nice body high through jogging and playing sports. It doesn't have to be by poisoning your mind through dangerous substances! Come on guys!

What percentage of people here you think exercise?

It doesn't even have to be exercise, a simply life at the construction site, even with a container of coffee, gives you all the daily exercise you need.

to answer your question: hard to tell, but more people on this sub are faots than do regular exercise.

I went too the gym yesterday before giving my liver some exercise. I like to think my vices are something I've earned.

I drink to end a trip, but driving on shrooms is a fuckin nightmare.

he took a small amount tho

At 1.5 grams, thats just shy of half an eighth... youre still gonna have some pretty good visuals arent you?

I'm like John cena to these punk ass police in my town. They can't see me.

Oh the douche chills.

It was sarcasm dick head.

Bad save.

You better be under 21 to think that's badass.

I just turned 24 and again this was sarcasm. I don't think driving drunk is super cool and badass.

can i still do H with my heroin addicted "model" girlfriend?

yeah sure!

I swear she was a model :(

Can you catch a dui on rollerblades fueled up on grapefruit road sodas? Asking for a friend.

i tried finding cops arresting a guy on rollerblades but in an unexpected turn of events found these guys

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dd/da/01/ddda01e68c295135c9121f8d6bbb23a4.jpg

How fucking embarrassing.

It looks like they belong in the darude- sandstorm video

Can I just push them over if they get near me?

Isn't drink driving a slap on the wrist and a little fine over there? Over here you're fucked.. one beer over the limit and your license is gone, suspended from driving, criminal record

Nope. Like 10 grand in fines, court costs and paying for alcohol diversion classes. Plus probation and a license suspension or restrictions where you can only drive to work.

Really? How come I hear americans talking about having multiple dui's like it's kind of a joke?

Doesn't ant have a bunch

I caught one in NJ about 5k in fees, loss of license for 3 months and andbreathazier in your car for an additional 3 months

What were you over the limit for? Cum?

Not to sound like a hardo, but I blew a 2.7

You couldn't find a hotter dude?

It was a rough day

That was the age.

Lmao holy shit, you dickhead. I hope at least you had some bumps so you felt sober

If we're being honest I cried like a pussy and my little brother had to bail me out. I didn't crash or anything, just major swerving.

What happened more specifically. Were you under 21 at a house party? Bar? Where were you coming from? What did you drink? Im curious

Eagles/Cowboys 1 o'clock game. Finished a 6 of Talls then met my dad at the American Legion for the second half, ton of Tullymore Dew and and more beers. Somehow I got him home safe and fucked myself. I was 30.

Hell yeah, i remember drinking at the legion in tenafly with my sisters dad. He was a gnarly drunk. I hope you were rooting for the eagles

You're goddamn right I was

No, he just got busted speeding.

Because there are various factors. The actual fines are exaggerated a bit. In Texas, I believe a third DUI is guaranteed jail time.

You have your license suspended no matter what, I think about six months for a first offense. You can get an occupational license that allows you to drive between certain times, but a lot of people just drive anyway.

Also, if you get DUIs in different states, they don't always count together against you.

usually, the more liberal a state is the more you get fucked. id imagine texas is pretty easy on duis comparatively

I think most states do jail on 3 now. And a lot of people go on two because they can't afford the fines.

Getting loads of DUI convictions without consequence is a superpower that only illegal immigrants and politicians' children have. Every normal fuckhead I know who's been busted was totally boned.

I've been stopped several times while almost certainly legally drunk. I live in a rich neighborhood but my car looks like an '80s New York rapper's, so I often get popped when I drive home late. I roll down my window and it's like opening a beer vat, but they see the address on my license and it's "Be safe out there."

We're not really into that equal-in-the-eyes-of-the-law shit.

Being white is awesome

Hellz yah it is! 🙋

DUI's are enforced a lot more harshly now than they use to be over here. You're probably hearing old-timer stories that have trickled down through the years

I got a DWI when i was 21, was on probation for 5 years and had to go to rehab, had a breathalyzer in my car for 3 years. Not fun. Still love driving drunk though.

I got 8 days in jail and about a 800 dollar fine for my second one.

its gotten way stricter didnt used to be a big deal. its very expensive and you usually end up on probation

Drink driving. Ugh dumb British.

Nice name

It used to be like that. Got a lot worse in the past few years. Plus different states have different rules.

Get the Uber "U" or placard and put it in your window. When I was Uber driving and went through DUI checkpoints, they would wave me through every time.

Did I ever tell you about the fucking scuuuumbaaags that I ran into last Uber?

We all share the commonality of transport needs.

You're lookin at em I'm the midnight day man I'm the commandant

Already got pulled over and subsequently arrested. You should have warned us sooner.

i posted this yesterday morning!

Hell I'm lying anyway. I got arrested over a week ago. I just wanted to share because I'm feeling really bad about it. :(

usually, the more liberal a state is the more you get fucked. id imagine texas is pretty easy on duis comparatively

I think most states do jail on 3 now. And a lot of people go on two because they can't afford the fines.