we wuz queeenz 'n shit

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I imagine each reply is an uglier, fatter sow than the last.

I hate women, thank god vaginas and the paper boy's asshole feel the same.

Fun fact opieraqio quote mugs also feels just like real intercourse, my dick fits... like a glove

and each and every one of these heifers would have been thrown off the mountain after birth

Fun fact about women in Sparta. On their wedding night, they were made to cut their hair short and dress in male clothing. This was because Spartan men had been living only with other males from the age of 7 and all their sexual experiences had been with other men. They needed to make women as familiar as possible. Married Spartan women were never allowed to grow their hair long. The 300 were all shirt lifters.

The night before the battle persian spies reported that the spartans were sitting around doing each others hair.

WHY DO THEY TYPE LIKE THIS DO THEY THINK IT'S CUTE OR FUNNY IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME THEIR HEART RATE RISES

I AM SO INTO THIS CONVERSATION I'M LITERALLY DYING LOL

Spartan men also liked fucking each other in the ass, so their "badassery" has to be called into question.

Nothin wrong with creating a little brotherhood bonding.

They also threw all the disabled and non-spartan newborns in a ditch.

I finally see why you white guys end up murdering so many of your own women.

For others who enjoy colorful adjective history, check out drunk history.

xD

6,000 Hannah Davis all complaining in one place.

you ok mate? i'm here if you need someone

I AM SO INTO THIS CONVERSATION I'M LITERALLY DYING LOL