Seriously why did Bill Burr marry that?

11  2017-05-28 by Crownenberg

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battered wife syndrome

Because he's proven to the world that he's not racist. He can now sleep easily at night.

Its so bizarre isnt it? Part of me wishes he was at least fucking high end escorts on the road so i could still respect him.

That's really it. It boils down to: he ruined his life to prove a political point. It's exactly as insane as setting yourself on fire to protest timber subsidies or something.

Because he felt the ticking of time more urgently than he should've, panicked, and is going to stick it out with someone from around when he was less famous.

Boston guilt.

hes a niggerlover

Reparations. All debts have been erased, he's basically Jesus except that his torment will last a lot longer then 6 hours and will almost for sure involve various kinds of strap ons.

Probably had an irish drunk father who spouted racial epitaphs daily. It's a "you pissy eyed faggot!" situation, so to get back at dad, Bill will sacrifice all the prime A pussy he could settle with and instead settling for an ape. And washing his genes down the toilet along with it.

You're all a bunch of racist assholes. I agree fully with what Bill did. You see, my father thinks that terrorists are bad, so I sold myself into sexual slavery to ISIS to prove a point.

That'll show my dad. Ow, my ass.

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White guilt

Because he's a Nia lover?