How do I find a drug dealer who will let me suck their dick for heroin?

15  2017-05-27 by Lies_and_Propaganda

I figured the experts here might know something about the subject. All my dealers are black dudes and it's so hard to tell if they'd be down, how do I bring it up with them, or how do I find a dealer who is down?

31 comments

n/a  johnnyroberts 2017-05-27

Why don't you just shoot some clorox, thats probably what you will get anyways from your "black dudes". Be a person and get yourself an Eric Stoltz.

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-05-27

Just take the initiative and go for the cock. Black dudes are historically welcoming and tolerant of homosexual behavior.

n/a  bonniesretardsister 2017-05-27

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vfzqzo31zag

n/a  Iouisck 2017-05-27

Get yourself thrown in prison and you'll have no trouble finding someone.

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-05-27

I think the black community is overall cool with the whole gay thing. Just ask and be aggressive.

n/a  SpaceEdge 2017-05-27

Most of them are on the down low.

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-05-27

TIL all niggaz are fagz LOL

n/a  emende21 2017-05-27

We Wuz Queens

n/a  DickSlit 2017-05-27

Quayne's*

n/a  jimmy_streamkar 2017-05-27

You're mistaking faggotry with incest.

n/a  unprovoked_hate 2017-05-27

paging /u/stinksskc

n/a  stinksskc 2017-05-27

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n/a  Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-05-27

;)

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-05-27

I'll suck your dick and give you heroin

n/a  stinksskc 2017-05-27

go to /r/opiates

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-05-27

Wow. This reddit place never ceases to amaze me, but /r/asstopussy is still my favorite sub.

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-05-27

Sweet, I found a new place to visit. Thanks!

n/a  LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-05-27

😛 same here! Love the opiates!

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-05-27

Something tells me that's not a sub about cute animal pics or nature gifs...

n/a  Toss__Pot 2017-05-27

I only got 1 left & no ciallis, so ur all outta luck (obviouslyjokes)

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-27

Vos, comment?

n/a  holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-05-27

If you give me heroin then I'll let you suck my dick.

n/a  jamocha_shake 2017-05-27

Hopefully for your sake, you're a cute, femmy white boy. That's just as good as being a female to a black dude. They are very horny, always looking to cum and will not turn down a BJ as long as you promise to swallow and not tell anyone. Good luck!

n/a  sexylarrytate 2017-05-27

Why do I have the feeling that you may not even use the heroin?

n/a  McGowan9 2017-05-27

First offer him a couple of cold cheeseburgers in a greasy paper sack. When he tells you he already ate, tell him you'll suck his dick. Hopefully, your proposed transaction will end like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBV38QlmayU

n/a  Toss__Pot 2017-05-27

in the words of 'Laid Back': if you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse

n/a  RacksDiciprine 2017-05-27

Found one of Stinks throwaways

n/a  Tom_Stall 2017-05-27

There's plenty of guys that will let you suck their cock for free.

n/a  truthie 2017-05-27

Don't use alt accounts Stinks, we all know it's you.

n/a  GregoryPecker_97 2017-05-27

Ask Artie Lange.

n/a  LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-05-27

This will give you some deep insight into that particular question.

n/a  enzo_trash 2017-05-27

Find a hooker part of town, walk the streets around 3am

if you look good enough someone will pull up and ask "if you wanna party"

your welcome

n/a  Proudofyourboy 2017-05-27

You don't literally suck a dick for heroin, you suck dick for money to buy heroin. You fucking fraud.

n/a  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-27

A heroin dealer won't go for it if you're game from the start, they like it when you don't want to do it. Be prepared to clip some toenails for a shot before he deems you worthy to receive his seed.