Opie interviews the Dalai Lama

15  2017-05-27 by FlashVirus

Me: So uhhh where you at with the gw'awd thing? Is there a gw'awd out there? Are you the people that go Ommmmmm a lot too?

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"So what's your deal anyway? You work in a deli or something?"

Tsss

Deli Lama,ha,ha,ha

ME: I go DEEP with the spee-ryuchu-welity ting!

He would do ABSOLUTELY NO PREP

YO! YO, DALAI!
Hey, Erock, where we burp where we at with this guy? Hey, Dalai, take a seat, jist be careful where you sit because THOSE people down the hall might have a problem with it!
Why isn't his mic working? This FAAAAWKIN studio, I swear to goawd.
Hey, Dalai, what do you think of JeezOss? Wait, wait before you answer that, let's go to Mongo the Trucker in Louieville, MONGO!!!!
So yeah, basically you discovered buddhism? Yeah I discovered burp discovered YouTube but it's not like people throw me a big burfday celebration when I show up in town. You know, you really aughta film that prayer shit. I swear to you, brother, that shit would go VOIRAL. The Opester knows a little something about viral videos, considering I've been in this business since I was 18 at Geneseo.

We need more of these scenarios.

That's almost scary good.

It's pretty inaccurate, do you really think sherrod could keep his fucking mouth shut for that long?

Dasstibeto

ME: Nirvana? I always thought they were overrated and too cool for the room to completely honest with you. I was all in wit da Soundgarden tho.

Oh, enlightenment? Jeeeesus, how high are you?

Are they hittin' on POT TALK?! I THINK THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO SOME POT TALK!!!