Some insider info on bill burrs baby, Speculate?

117  2017-05-26 by stinksskc

127 comments

Holy shit. If this is true he's even more spineless than we have been thinking. I would pretend I was taking that little colored baby out to a park or something and go straight to a doctor's office. You know there some of her horse tail nigger hair lying around somewhere. I don't know how it works exactly, but I would actually think Bill just needs his own DNA and the baby's. It would be a total out for Bill financially if he could prove that kid isn't his. He could prove infidelity and skate away from raising somebody else's kid for 22 years. I'd like to think he is smart enough to be pragmatic about this shit. Jesus Christ. Nia is a freeloading spook with gums like a donkey.

You know there's some of her horse tail nigger hair lying around somewhere.

Yeah Bill should get a test to see if Nia reall is the mother.

You watch some sotomayor?

I don't know what this means.

Dog, settle down. Its obviously not true.

when has the truth ever stopped this sub having a good cuckolding circlejerk

It's worse than that.

Men will frequently be required to pay child support, EVEN IF IT'S NOT THEIR KID.

It's based on the same retarded math that says a woman is entitled to the same standard of living forever, just for being married for a few years. By the same logic, if a man puts his name on the birth certificate and it's not his kid, "oh well", he gets to pay anyways.

No, you MRA dunce. If you can prove genetically that the kid isn't yours you don't have to pay child support.

I think there have been a few court cases that ruled otherwise.

Wrong. A lot will depend on how good your wife's lawyer is, but I can assure you, Nia can afford a good one.

Here's a cut and paste from a lawyer's site:

*There are 4 reasons you may have to pay child support for a child that isn’t yours:

  1. Presumptive children- A presumptive child is one conceived by your wife during your marriage; the child is automatically presumed to belong to you and your wife, no paternity test needed. Therefore, even if it’s later discovered that your wife cheated on you and the child is not your biological child, depending on the age and other circumstances, you could possibly remain obligated to financially support that child.

  2. Voluntarily declared child- If a woman has a child and you aren’t married, but you sign a voluntary declaration of paternity or the birth certificate after the child is born, you are acknowledging that you are the father of that child. By doing this, you will be declared the father of that child and will be obligated to support that child. If it’s later determined that the child is not your biological child, depending on the child’s age and other circumstances, you may be able to set aside your voluntary declaration and be relieved from this duty to support. However, there are some circumstances that may prevent you from doing so, and you could possibly remain obligated to financially support that child as your own.

  3. Child by Estoppel– If a woman has a child, who you know is not your biological child, but you represent to that child and others around him that you are that child’s father, you could be considered that child’s parent by estoppel. In cases like these, as a parent by estoppel, in the event that the mother seeks child support, you, the “father” could be held financially responsible and be ordered to pay support.

  4. Adopted child– When a person or couple legally adopts a child, that child’s legal connection to his or her birth parents is terminated. As a result, the adoptive parents then become not only physically responsible, but also financially responsible for supporting that child. Consequently, one of the parents could later be ordered to pay child support to the other.*

You really think I was talking about people who want to pay for children that aren't theirs? Like people who adopted a child, you dope?

it was one of 4 things, if the OP is accurate it would fall under presumptive child and child by estoppel

  1. Presumptive children - If you are concerned about paternity early, which is what this post is about, a paternity test would preclude you from child support obligations.

  2. Voluntarily declared child - Totally irrelevant to what we're talking about, which is questioning paternity.

  3. Child by Estoppel - Again not a paternity case, which is what we're discussing.

  4. Adopted child - You really think I was talking about people who want to pay for children that aren't theirs?

I have no idea why you retards are being such retards about this, but it is par for the MRA course.

I don't know how it works exactly

I don't believe you.

He could technically get an Ancestry.com "test kit" - like 50 bucks - u send them back hair & cotton swab....u have all the info u need:

"Baby's heritage & bloodline hails from the Congo. 100%"

Lol as if bill has the 100 dollar allowance to do this shit, Nia has that 💰 on the lock down

I want to believe.

She has ruined Bill for me. I used to love the square headed cunt but now he's lost and becoming increasingly unfunny. I can't listen to his podcasts anymore incase he invites the knuckle dragger on to express her horrible bitter opinions.

This is most probably bullshit but lets just hope something happens to turn him around.

Me too. I've completely tapped out on him. I'll watch his stand up and would love to see him do 20 at the Comedy Store, anything short of that I just don't care about him anymore.

I skipped going to his show last weekend with free box seats so I could stay home and be angry about australians the internet.

Good boy.

Little Billy Reuben

I really hope it is and OL Bill is thinking that the baby will get whiter over time.

"babies hair change and shit"

16 years later the kids Starting QB and Power Forward

"steal the kids blood"

Can you just give what you typed a moment's thought?

You can do it with saliva too. I would definitely do that if I was even a % of a chance unsure.

Actually, now that I think about it, Bill could do this super easy. Nia is going to be gone all the time, and babies drool a lot. All he has to do is scoop a little up and send it to 23AndMe and they'll tell the ancestry of both parents.

I doubt Bill has much African in him, and I doubt Mia would cheat on him with another gross German Irish mutt.

He shouldn't have to come up with reasons. He's giving that sloppy cunt the power, he let her toss him out of his own house. Probably didn't want bad press, you know she'd come out and shit on him publicly.

"BREAKING BAD" STAR ASSAULTED IN TIMES SQUARE

You misquoted me you prick. Why dont you have my moments thought instead. assblood.

Oh sorry I said "the" instead of "his."

well if you're going to be on my dick ride it right

I WANT TO BELIEVE

5 shades darker than Nia?

http://imgur.com/a/Frk0R

Nice picture of stinksskc

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Stinks Halperin

Oh shit your name is actually Ian isn't it? That could have been a better joke

haha yeah it is

hahaha

ME: It's there, it just needs a little crafting.

ME: That's the beauty of this! We're building it right in front of your eyes!

Ugh, too accurate.

I think about this fucking comment a few times a week and it makes me laugh really hard. I'm at work giggling like a queer. So fucking accurate and douchey.

Don't hurt yourself in process...

(Ronnie B's sniper hit on that fat breasted fool)

he said "yeah, don't hurt yourself", but close enough.

"Google it Google It. Bill Burr's Child isn't Mulato It's true I swear"

His high-ness

hey speedman! guhgle it

Google it

So who did she do a movie with that is the kids real father?

Are you blind? That is definitely Billy boy's face.

Are you guys really falling for this shit? Poorly written cuck fantasy from fucking 4chan of all places. AND THEN NIAS BROTHER CONVINCED BILL THAT THEY HAD SUPER BLACK ANCESTORS AND BILL DIDNT WANT A PATERNITY TEST ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH THE BABY IS BLACKER THAN NIA!

Yes, we believe everything we say. Joe really has an addiction to child saliva, Anthony fucks a mystery niece, Amy Schumer really is the fattest woman in the world, Colin Quinn fucks Puerto Rican male escorts every night, and Bam Margera is still fucking Opie's wife. Yep, all true. Yes sir.

I hadn't heard the thing about Colin before but it sounds right.

I think she really fucked Bam before marrying Ope.

During a 10/17/02 Stern show interview Colin admitted to the following during his youth -

1) Giving and receiving hand jobs from his male friends when he was young. 2) Letting a cat lick his balls to get off. 3) Getting touched by a priest. 4) Getting the tranny blow job.

wow! thanks didnt know i had a chance with sempai colin

"Getting touched by a priest"

And as an adult, no less

I know we have fun, but Patton did kill his wife.

We are a guilty til proven innocent bunch.

Thats a lie, we're just a group of common sense that reacts reasonably to facts

It just so happens all the facts lead to him consensually letting his wife die, if not worse

Well the Amy thing is obviously bullshit because there are 700-pound fatties that can't leave their couches.

Child spit thing might be a bit farfetched but the Cumias have plenty of skeletons in their closets.

I do honestly think Ant was seeing his stepniece for a bit but broke it off once the sub went in on all the incest shit.

Colin, like Jimmy, is probably bisexual. It's not exactly a well-guarded secret, plenty of the cellar crowd busts his balls over it.

Might not be Bam but Lynsi is a smokeshow who married an older guy with money and knows exactly where her husband is going to be for hours every day. I'd be shocked if she's been faithful to him throughout their relationship.

Colin Quinn fucks Puerto Rican male escorts every night

This is a hot take, must say

oh just let us have some fun

Aspergers won't let him. He and that fag who makes the rant videos are the two worst cases. Which is saying something given this place.

That rant guy us a fun new addition to the gang though, hes not very good at self awareness is he?

It's still real to me, damnit!

The point is not if anyone believes it. The point is ... that something like this could be written, and someone have to come here and say "are you guys falling for this shit".

You even thinking you have to say that demonstrates just how far that potato muncher has sold himself out.

The part where he almost nuts up enough to demand an answer to the most significant question he's ever faced in his life is implausible.

Bill's a battered woman.

I already posted that copypasta to this sub last week

sounds like you need some catchier flair brothaman.

i just looked at your submitted posts and didnt see it

i saw this though which i loved

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/6btnac/do_you_think_nia_secretly_pinches_the_baby_when/

Post it in r/billburr

this sounds like patterson knightly to me. bill just can't get over the beatdown he gave him when he was 12.

This could all go away if Billy just did the right thing and made his brother whole.

mmhmmm, you white men got a problem with this?

Eh... genes are weird. Have you ever seen those twins where one looks race and the other is a european looking ginger?

As much as I wanna believe this I just don't believe a black man whose good looking enough enough to be in a hollywod movie would willingly have sex with something that looks like nia.

He smoked a lot of weed that night. Also I know this guy from 4chan who posted this, he is legit, he doesnt talk shit. 100% underscored two times.

Prove it

He just did, it's done, so why doncha just leave it alone

100% underscored 2x

Im sold.

Please, blacks fuck anything wet. It's in their nature.

a hollywod movie

vimeo

Pick one.

Reminds me of this

This is retarded

Yup.

I believe it though.

We believe you're retarded.

ok

I get the feeling that Nia genuinely DOESN'T LIKE Bill, for whatever reason. She seems to have more hatred, anger and disgust in her faced than Tony Soprano, enough to the point where she becomes a sociopathic operator/manipulator of everyone around her.

I have no idea if any of this is true, but the only way we'll get a window big enough to prove anything is if people beat the shit out of Bill with this on twitter, instagram, even getting it into the hands of the press. Anything to get Bill and Nia to force their hand in finally coughing up images of the kid.

Hold your horses mr. Activism

Nia's the exact type of cunt Chris Rock describes in his great "you weren't her first choice!" bit.

She hates whites. She probably didn't want to have a white man's child.

I dont believe the news but this random guy on 4chan sure seems to have done his research

I enjoy the overlap between this place and /pol/.

I hope they don't find out we love jam

It sounds plausible except there is nothing stopping bill from getting a paternity test.

I thought the baby belonged to Sal the UPS guy who would come inside their home and drink with Nia when Bill was on the road.

If this is real, there is actually a god - and he use to be a pest circa 2007.

>believing shit you read on 4chan

guhgule it bro

What kind of man gets kicked out of his own house?

A cuck?

I bet John Lennon did!! That cuck

NORDBERG!!!!!

If Bill is the father that ugly little bitch is gonna have gray skin with nappy orange hair.. fucking terrifyig

I'm sure the folks over at /r/billburr are going to love this one.

Some of the biggest faggots around, pretty sure most of them just found him through Conan appearances.

hell yeah

I hope the kid is super black, but also Bill's and has a frightening ginger afro.

Ironically one of Bill's stories is on the front page of pussypassdenied right now.

I don't know about that... but I do know she has made the podcast unlistenable. When he was busting her balls about turning off the water and she got really cunty...I couldn't enjoy bill anymore after that

What's the thing about the water?

Blacks can't swim.

So I guess there was an issue with a pipe. Maybe it burst or something. Bill was giving her shit and she got really cunty

my wife's son!

This is Bill's out for the divorce, though. Mixed feelings.

Not if he needs to pay for the little felon until its 18

Not his kid and conceived from a another man while married to him. So yeah a california judge will probably take him for everything he`s worth.

Every fucking cent. Billy boy will be living in a car and blowing homeless guys for the rest of their booze in no time.

As much as I would love this to be true, you guys are fucking idiots if you believe some random person on 4chan.

I'd say stinks made this 4chan post himself but I don't think his English is that good.

As much as I would love this to be true, you guys are fucking idiots if you believe some random person on 4chan.

Who would you like us to believe? Nia? Those fat cats in Washington?

Where would that get us?

This is internet-verified.

"Our next guest son Maury, Bill and Mia!"

If that kid if 5 shades blacker than Nia then it's going to collapse on itself.

As ole Tranpa would say:

"When you decide to mix your race, your genetics lose their place."

Damn, people will believe any conspiracy these days

Lawyer here: a mother cannot refuse a paternity test. If Burr had any balls whatsoever, he could: 1) Swab the baby's cheek and send it away to a lab or; 2) file a petition for paternity in his local family court.

Paternity tests are ordered by judges routinely in any family law matter.

I trust you implicitly.

sounds like you need some catchier flair brothaman.

i just looked at your submitted posts and didnt see it

i saw this though which i loved

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/6btnac/do_you_think_nia_secretly_pinches_the_baby_when/

Post it in r/billburr

I skipped going to his show last weekend with free box seats so I could stay home and be angry about australians the internet.

hahaha

Oh sorry I said "the" instead of "his."

Ugh, too accurate.

I think about this fucking comment a few times a week and it makes me laugh really hard. I'm at work giggling like a queer. So fucking accurate and douchey.