Wonder Woman? The only thing I'm wondering is how my cock would feel slapping against her tongue. Are you with me team?

9  2017-05-26 by Crownenberg

30 comments

No one wants to see a Jew superhero, its not even tax season!

i read somewhere that this is the most anticipated summer movie. i find that hard to believe

It came from a Fandango poll on their site. Polls aren't manipulated by studios to get press or anything.

itll do worse than spider man or gaurdians for sure

Yeah. But if it has a $100 million opening weekend cunts in the media will be rubbing their clits and talking about how women are taking over action movies blah blah blah.

And I'll scratch my balls and giggle knowing all of the characters and movies are created and popularized by men

But this was directed by a woman, and like with Selma or Hurt Locker that bumps up "just okay" movies to all time immortal masterpieces (despite nobody talking about either of those films now.)

Hurt locker is one of the all time overrated movies

All the recent best picture Oscar winners are overrated and now totally forgotten (Hurt Locker, Argo, The Artist, Spotlight etc.)

I read that and have seen a bunch of ads on TV and the internet for it but am also seeing dumb broads sharing memes about how this movie is not being advertised so the MEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN can say "told you so" when it flops.

so itslady ghostbusters 2.0

Its not being sdvertised because word has it the studio thought it sucked. We will DEFINITELY have a ghostbusterettes situation when it comes out

Why couldn't we get a Wonder Woman with tits?

Or muscles, or an understandable accent?

Being toned would be nice as well. Don't give a shit what she sounds like. But above alll... tits.

They wanted to cast Alexandra Daddario, but she chose the less embarrassing endeavor, Baywatch 2017.

Amy Schumer would have been a better option tbh, wonderwoman ought to be large and in charge

How come erryone be suggesting those crackas all day uuhuu

dassabesso, truth lasso

I don't get how grownups watch this shit

Autism

Every movie from here on out is going to have to take place in the 1940s so the villains can be blonde hair blue eyed white guys.

That's not true. Movies set in modern times always make Russians the villains.

I've really enjoyed all the recent wonder woman porn

I wonder if she can deflect jizz like she can those bullets

Women are not meant for lead roles in movies.

Only James cameron could pull that shit off with Terminator and Aliens

He actually cast butch women who made credible action heroes. Linda Hamilton in T2 is intense.

Is you dick kosher ?

I prefer Lynda Carter.

More tongue.

Or muscles, or an understandable accent?

They wanted to cast Alexandra Daddario, but she chose the less embarrassing endeavor, Baywatch 2017.