I still want to fart on your face.

Let me get my popcorn

I'll get the lube

Keep 'em coming, even Brian Gilgore faced a little adversity at first

No way, that man was a day 1 natural talent.

That's because his name is Brain, host of the very popular podcast "Brain on the Brink"

I know this because if his name was Brian then he would have done the sensible thing while making a podcast and name it "Brian on the Brink" but he did not

Exactly

Read the article before the video you queer

Your shifty schizo eyes couldn't focus long enough to read

Aww sheeit!

Tell em, joyomi! That faggot can go fuck himself.

You should do a video on how the kikes use third world "refugees" and niggers to subvert traditionally white societies.

I know there is!

We need someone like you that is willong to expose the truth.

Official correspondent for the O&A sub?

We could pay him with all our excess reddit gold now that knickers is gone.

He was 14 personas old

Yes please do that u/joyomi

these videos suck. The point of this sub is that were anonymous and dont show our hideous faces but say mean things to each other out of love. This wont be out of love; stop posting videos you untalented worthless unoriginal opinionated faggot.

Want to see a cute pic of my Jack Russell Terrier???

Only if you put a funny dog hat on it

And only if I can send out the Hat Removal Team to punch it off your shitty dog.

Hey fucker, my dog is awesome!

Fuck you and fuck your fag dog, Frasier Crane.

It was Martin Crane's dog dummy.

Hey, fuck you!

*Your, fawkin idiot

lol, what a faggot

If you dont care what we think, why even post it here

your videos stink

SNIFF

I have a feeling one day CNN will be showing excerpts from these videos.

at least cultural appropriation is more real than fuckin ghost hunting

Did they up your Paxil dose? You look considerable less psychotic here.

You have the charisma of a corpse.

I'm sticking with my assumption that this is some prolonged troll aimed at mocking this sub's general attitude on certain topics. But the autistic look on his face coupled with the hideously bland room he is in makes me want this to be an honest effort by a genuine sociopath.

A genuine sociopath would be far more charismatic. My money's on schizoid

I feel like there is way more to this story, because nobody would accuse you of culture appropriation for making burritos. But I'm too lazy to read about this stupid shit.

No one wants to see these, you nothing.

You have yet to receive any positive reception for these videos from this sub. That should tell you something.

In general, though, the consensus seems to be that you suck, and should stop wasting this sub's time with your YouTube pursuits.

^{i was saying boo urns}

Stop upvoting your own comments, you autistic fag.

No, you have not. You seem like a nice kid, but if you post another one of these shit videos here again, I'll have no choice but to dox you.

Kill yourself.

No need to be rude.

Can you please stop using the F word.. this is a Jason Ellis themed sub Reddit and your hate is not welcome here

I wish someone would appropriate a sledge hammer the the back of your head 3 or 4 times /u/joyomi

I wouldn't follow you into a whorehouse if you gave me 3000 dollars. Your videos are absolutely terrible. Try writing a blog or something instead because your spoken word doesn't convey any of the emotions that you describe. Maybe if you write and take your time you could actually make a salient point. Please man, stop posting these pieces of shit here.

It's not that your points are off the mark. It's that you have the charisma of a dead moth.

Would you say that he needs to Jazz It Up^TM?

Our own Intern David.

Dude, I'll give you some honest advice instead of just trashing you.

Vlogging is not for you. And you could work and work and work to get better, but you're still not gonna be very good at it. The delivery is extremely monotone, you say it PISSED you the fuck off so you HAD to make a video about it, but then you have all the excitement of a shy 8th grader giving a presentation in front of the class.

What you're saying is repetitive, to where the same points are being repeated again and again as you go around in circles saying the same shit. At least do some sort of planning before turning the camera to record, and that's not "I read a news article I want to talk about!", but like bullet points that help direct the flow of what you're saying.

What are you hoping to accomplish by doing these videos? You still seem young and in this culture I'd hate to put my real name and face on anything anti-SJW, as you never know when that shit will bite you in the ass in the future. You're not ugly enough or mean enough to really get any attention, just some awkward guy who can't speak properly and enjoys mario kart and monster movies. So what's the point? At least Milo made money doing what he did.

So legit dude, what's the end goal here? To entertain the sub? Fuck the sub, bunch of racist simpleton addicts who occasionally throw out a good line about Amy Schumer. Any aspirations beyond that simply aren't gonna happen friend.

It's tough to teach charisma, and you really don't have enough of it to do this sort of thing. We make fun of youtube celebrities but they do have that "razzle dazzle" element to their personalities that bring in the viewers.

And I mean dude, if things got sticky I could delete this reddit account and start anew in 3 minutes - would suck to lose the karma and r/richvos but it's worth it to protect my reputation. But you're on youtube saying anti-SJW opinions? The most maddening thing about SJWs is that they always win. You land your dream job in 10 years but some miserable cunt gets a stick up her ass about you and decides she's going to spend time doing "research" on you. You think HR is gonna side with you or her? They'll side with her and she'll give you a giant "I won" smirk as you leave the office in shame. Don't be a Brother Joe. Keep the hate anonymous.

I can almost guarantee you that someone here has a copy of your deleted video and your coworker's information in the hopes of soon blackmailing you for a few grams of kratom.

I actually googled the names and phone numbers he had written on his little white board a few days ago. Didn't save any of it though

I'm sure no one here would dox you. For all of our faults, I don't think we're snitches.

Get drunk before your next rant. That honestly might help

Buy some grapefruit beers, it seems to help opie

great job! keep em coming

dont listen to the haterz

are those original norman rockwells on your wall?

Thank you for this. Keep them coming.

You have unopened dolls and a video game poster on your wall.

Don't let these jerks discourage you man. I think the reason you're not gaining any traction around here is because you're diving into such heavy topics. Try doing some food reviews first as to gain some fans

For sure dude. I'd like to see maybe some music reviews too. You'd be way better than the down syndrome dude from the needle drop

I want to stomp all of those childrens toys hanging up on your wall