He ain't talkin'.

He's going to read the results of his mammogram live on the air!

Doctor's said an Opie. Has cancer toDAY!

The only reason he's put off the mastectomy this long is he believes humor is located in the breasts and integrity is located in the foreskin.

Suddenly doing a "best of" today, so I assume the meeting went well.

Channel is on vacation. Sam and jin said it weeks ago. Guess Sam just did a extra day

He's so cryptic and mysterious!

He must be such a cool guy to hang with and toss back a couple of grapefruit road sodas together.

does he really drink fruity beers?

What happened?

I hate it when he keeps all of his bought and paid for twitter bot followers in suspense like this.

Hopefully he's diving into the shallow end

Faggot

So the big mystery is that he will know more next week. And he can spin records (regardless that nobody spins records anymore).

Opie isn't ready for the deep end yet. He needs at least three guys just to keep his head above water.

he didnt say shit what a faggot

Why does pool water have 19.4 million views?

Opie's been speculating about this for years. He believes there is something that makes it undrinkable, but hasn't figured out what yet.

Will opie move over to the food network?

His post is a mix of scorch and erock