Funny Patton Oswalt and family photo

42  2017-05-25 by RandolphCox

35 comments

Her looking at him with those cold eyes of contempt was only one of the reasons he killed her that night.

That stupid cunt died of natural causes. Stop saying Patton killed her.

Natural considering the killer she was married to.

Patton Oswalt did not kill his wife, that's absurd. Where's your evidence? Huh? Even if he did, don't you think he had a good reason to?

How much money is deposited on your account every time you say this? It's settled science Patton is a murdering psychopath.

I suggest you watch what you say. No one is anonymous on the internet anymore. Consider this your final warning.

Watch it boys or you might get EXPOSED, this guy means business. Also patton killed his wife with a large amount of drugs.

Hahaha. Eat my fucking BALL BAG, you melodramatic little homo fuckboy chink.

You're panicking.

"I have to watch this rashy baby Santa's helper lookin' ass unfuckable Star Wars fuck eat out of greasy paper bags for the rest of my life."

Dead eyed opioid stare.

Why do you say that? My friend told me that there was not a suspicious amount of opiates in her blood the night she got what was coming to her.

She was mixing it with valium and/or sleeping pills wasn't she? She was just gambling with death every time she went to bed at night. "Maybe it will be tonight!"

Please stop this senselessness. Patton is elated as it is that the police bought his 'accidental overdose' story. The least we can do is not give credence to that lie. She was given a lethal amount of drugs, unbeknownst to her, by Patton the night before her death.

This is a crazy notion. The rise of the alt right, thanks to Drumpf, most likely put unnecessary stress on her body.

Lifeless eyes...like a doll's eyes.

Hopefully that cunt hangs himself, I'd love to walk into a room and see his size 5 shoes dangling in the air.

is that his wife or Artie Lange?

What child would let Artie hold it's hand?

the same ones that fuck anthony

Except Artie is broke and most girls don't become starfuckers until their mid twenties

Kids love obese ugly looking guys. I look like shrek and kids love me. Blame Disney and pixar.

She was giving him that look because he stole that sandwich off their child because he hadn't eaten in 20 mins.

Passers by heard him say "gimme that sandwich you little cunt! My blood sugars have crashed harder than Princess Di. Kid, you keep crying like a nigger and I'm gonna start treating you like one"

Or something of that nature.

Is their kid named Shyla?

Is has a look in her eyes like( mother fucker who going to kill who first) and we all know who won.

"He's gonna kill me one of these days, I know it."

at first glance this is a picture of a family but one deeper look and you can tell the rotund man enjoying a sandwich is going to murder that poor woman one day

Patton: here sweetie, try some of this wine with that valium. It'll help you sleep better.

He's got an appetite for murder

His nanny/likely human trafficking victim sure looks miserable. He probably makes her wipe his ass..

She wanted to beat him to death with a hammer right there.

She looked like Caitlyn Jenner.

This was taken immediately after the second failed attempt. It perfectly captures her realization that the "accident" the week prior was no accident, either.

Poor kid trapped pulled by two separate, powerful gravities.

Don't do drugs kids. One day you might wake up and be married to Patton Oswalt, then you won't want to wake up ever again.

Watched him like a hawk every second, she knew what he was up to.

The apple shaped torso doesn't fall far from the tree