Who do they think created this overbearing school enviornment where every social action is nitpicked and controlled? It wasn't Ted down at the job site.
women get jealous of other women, create a dress code (or nag until one is enforced)
other women view this as oppresive, and blame men.
Is there anything worse than the edit on a post with the fake humble gratitude "wow! Thanks for the gold and all the positive feedback! I'm so overwhelmed with joy and happiness!!"
But I hate it far more when I see it on YouTube when people upload a fucking hit song.
Someone uploads Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones and say "WOW I can't believe it 50 million views thank you all so much". I wanna their head to bounce off a steel car bumper.
The other day I saw a post on that sub that was titled "My boyfriend choked me for the second time last night, but swears he'll never do it again. Should I take him back?"
Women are such hateable fucking cunts. How can it be surprising to them that absolutely no one respects them.
You guys are fucking scumbags this is a kid in highschool isn't it? What, everybody has to be as miserable as you faggots since learning there's nothing lovable about yourselves?
/u/bordeauxandboujee we'd love to have you on the next Brain on the Brink podcast, We can discuss your current 'situation' in a professional & respectful manner. The BotB podacast on soundcloud is growing in popularity at an incredible rate, so it's time we include some femininity on our airwaves!
/u/bordeauxandboujee getting annoyed by sound isn't a mental disorder. Stop treating your irascible personality as another reason to be a whiny victim.
This is what modern life has descended into. Virtue signalling and making up stories on the Internet to boost your ego.
I bet if most of these cunts saw an old lady struggling to cross a street they'd ignore her. I know I'd do the right thing and kick the old bitch to the kerb.
I noticed recently that 90% of the posts on /r/thathappened are posts by women. Even their fantasy comebacks and imaginary "and then everyone clapped" moments are pathetic.
I suppose you can't blame some of these people. It must be rough not having a real job or anything important to do with your time. You get stir crazy feeling so worthless, and then one day, before you realize, you're just posting made up stories to strangers on the internet to feel better about yourself, hanging on to that last morsel of self-worth.
Women are typically non-confrontational, unless backed up by men (beta friends, boyfriends, etc.) Their whole lives are passive-aggressive and subversive. Any story a woman tells you where she's the brave and outspoken hero is 100% false.
That must've taken a lot of courage to scream during class then break down into tears in the hallway as you were sent sniveling to administration. #triumphant
Where are these people from Reddit growing up, fucking Sesame Street? In 6th grade, a girl showed a bunch of us a picture that she had in her locker of a couple with the caption "Let's eat out tonight." We were making jokes like that in fucking middle school. This chick is in college, and can't handle some shit like this? Get the fuck out of here.
Then again, unattractive chicks don't tend to be very funny, from my experience. I also really love how everyone in that thread is saying that she was bad-ass, and brave and all that shit. What these kids needed were parents that actually exposed them to the world. They have fucking panic attacks when they order pizza.
"Can I eat you out?" in my ear. At first I was simply shocked- I asked him what he said, he repeated the question, and then I told him to never ask me that question again. I sat on the bus feeling my face and hands grow hot and sweaty.
When I bent over I heard whispers, giggles, and dirty remarks coming from behind me. I immediately turned around and shot the boys a dirty look. Then, for the third time, he said... "Hey, I know I already asked you this question, but can I PLEASE eat you out?" [...] As I talked to my teacher, I couldn't get those five words out of my head.
When I got into the hallway I broke down in tears,
Look I think we all know where this is going, she's suck that kid's dick.
Clearly. Women hate how this kinda approach just works for some reason. The reason probably being women have been lying virtue signalling cunts forever
Coming on super strong, if you do it the right way, is incredibly effective when trying to get laid. Rick Shapiro said he would go up to women at bars, tell them he wants to fist fuck them, they would be outraged and walk away but then later would walk over to him and say 'I think we got off on the wrong foot'
Somebody told me the other day I should check out this Rock sketch from SNL this weekend, where he plays "Scorpio." The sketch is, the Rock shows up to his work in costume to tell his co workers he's become a super hero, now famous vigilante.
The punchline for this 5 minute long travesty comes in around 1 minute and change, and the punchline is: the woman is more impressed that he made his own costume than about him fighting crime. She calls in the OTHER female employees, and they gush about his costume for the next 3 or 4 minutes. It wasn't funny to begin with, and it never gets funnier.
That's "diversity" for you. Forced diversity, bring in women writers who fucking stink and come up with awful, boring, 'safe' dreck like this and it actually makes the air. Drags the entire fucking (already awful and long D.O.A) show down, but hey, "diversity." That's the important part. Not who's the best writer, but "we need more vaginas in here with pens, because it's 2017."
My favorite joke aimed at women in movies is when the bitch makes the "I'm so over this" or "You have GOT to be kidding me" face, then she gulps the remainder of the alcoholic beverage she has in her hand.
Yeah, man. The warrior spirit was always personified by throwing a temper tantrum and hoping that the authority figures take care of the problem for you. That's what the Samurai, Vikings, Huns, and Romans did.
Notice how she didn't make up anything clever, she just threw a fit and someone else suspended the guy. If that's not the most womanly thing I've ever heard I don't know what is.
That is how weak women truly are. You are a Junior and you are getting bullied by a Freshman. When I was in school, the girl would have gotten her brother or boyfriend to beat the Freshman up. And that's how it would have been handled. I'm glad this shit didn't used to be the way it was back in the day. Because I would go up to any girl with a lolipop in her mouth and say "Yo girl, why you sucking on that lolipop when you could be sucking on this dick". I can't imagine how much trouble I would get into now for that shit.
That sub is such great evidence for how fucking worthless women are. Every thread is either abortion, "I yelled at someone today despite being shy, then I cried", or "I want more women in science! I know I only got a degree in Latino women's studies, but maybe if I let my daughter play with pink legos she'll become a NASA engineer." Yeah, that's why women suck at math, because Legos are marketed towards boys.
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n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-25
I'm not Anthony Cumia. I don't chat up high school girls.
n/a frrunkis 2017-05-25
I realise I could basically pick any thread at all posted on /r/TwoXChromosomes so fuck it
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-05-25
The top one on there at the minute is fucking ridiculousridiculous
Women stink.
n/a dmix 2017-05-25
All of these text posts are like mini-essays. It's a subreddit for babbling hens.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/6d9max/how_dress_codes_fucked_me_up/
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-05-25
You're damn skippy it wasn't.
He was too busy getting his container of coffee and lunch pale so he could do an honest day's work and put some food on the table.
n/a dmix 2017-05-25
This cracked me up on second reading, reminds me why I come to this shitty subreddit
n/a ballpitpredator 2017-05-25
women get jealous of other women, create a dress code (or nag until one is enforced)
other women view this as oppresive, and blame men.
the circle of nothing continues.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-25
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-05-25
I don't see what surfing has to do with getting in the god damn kitchen and baking me a pie but what do I know.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-25
It seems obvious to me that it would be very easy to trick women into being eaten by sharks.
n/a CoolerKing37 2017-05-25
Is there anything worse than the edit on a post with the fake humble gratitude "wow! Thanks for the gold and all the positive feedback! I'm so overwhelmed with joy and happiness!!"
You're not accepting an Academy Award, you cunt.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-25
"Wow! You gave a website 3 entire dollars on my behalf!"
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-05-25
I hate that, and it's common on reddit.
But I hate it far more when I see it on YouTube when people upload a fucking hit song.
Someone uploads Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones and say "WOW I can't believe it 50 million views thank you all so much". I wanna their head to bounce off a steel car bumper.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-25
"I sat on the bus feeling my face and hands grow hot and sweaty. I can't describe the feeling, but it sucked."
I'll take a guess and say that it was a mixture of anger and embarrassment. Not that hard to describe, you fucking moronic twat.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-05-25
The other day I saw a post on that sub that was titled "My boyfriend choked me for the second time last night, but swears he'll never do it again. Should I take him back?"
Women are such hateable fucking cunts. How can it be surprising to them that absolutely no one respects them.
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-05-25
It's okay so long as it wasn't a straight white male.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-25
"I can change him!"
Can ya?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-05-25
/u/bordeauxandboujee You are disgusting and have eczema It's a miracle that brave young boy was nice enough to offer to eat you out.
n/a andycumiashow 2017-05-25
Shave your arms, lady.
n/a spinuch 2017-05-25
You guys are fucking scumbags this is a kid in highschool isn't it? What, everybody has to be as miserable as you faggots since learning there's nothing lovable about yourselves?
n/a BrianGilgoresManager 2017-05-25
/u/bordeauxandboujee we'd love to have you on the next Brain on the Brink podcast, We can discuss your current 'situation' in a professional & respectful manner. The BotB podacast on soundcloud is growing in popularity at an incredible rate, so it's time we include some femininity on our airwaves!
Keep on brinkin'.
n/a spinuch 2017-05-25
I'm going to start campaigning for a banning of all mention of brain on the brink or that fat faggot Brian Gilgore.
n/a hahfdjahdfsja 2017-05-25
ewww she's grody
n/a deepdarkz 2017-05-25
/u/bordeauxandboujee getting annoyed by sound isn't a mental disorder. Stop treating your irascible personality as another reason to be a whiny victim.
n/a BamMargeraOfficial 2017-05-25
the thread about "crippling misophonia" makes me wonder if all the eugenics advocates didn't have a point.
n/a TenguBuranchi 2017-05-25
Did jason ellis write that?
n/a decmcg 2017-05-25
This is what modern life has descended into. Virtue signalling and making up stories on the Internet to boost your ego.
I bet if most of these cunts saw an old lady struggling to cross a street they'd ignore her. I know I'd do the right thing and kick the old bitch to the kerb.
n/a Jackthejew 2017-05-25
What's a kerb
n/a decmcg 2017-05-25
Google it dummy.
n/a Jackthejew 2017-05-25
There's no need to resort to name calling sir I was just asking
n/a Anarox 2017-05-25
Watch American history X to learn what it is
n/a dmix 2017-05-25
I noticed recently that 90% of the posts on /r/thathappened are posts by women. Even their fantasy comebacks and imaginary "and then everyone clapped" moments are pathetic.
n/a tomo89 2017-05-25
I suppose you can't blame some of these people. It must be rough not having a real job or anything important to do with your time. You get stir crazy feeling so worthless, and then one day, before you realize, you're just posting made up stories to strangers on the internet to feel better about yourself, hanging on to that last morsel of self-worth.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-05-25
Well, Opie has chimed in.
n/a tomo89 2017-05-25
Nice job catching tongue-in-cheek patronizing.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-25
Women are typically non-confrontational, unless backed up by men (beta friends, boyfriends, etc.) Their whole lives are passive-aggressive and subversive. Any story a woman tells you where she's the brave and outspoken hero is 100% false.
n/a thursdaynevercomes 2017-05-25
god forbid that nice young man tries to do something nice for her and she embarrasses him in front of their class?! no wonder chivalry is dead.
n/a Zehirete 2017-05-25
You could easily max out this list with green haired Tumblr creatures and Fat Acceptance ham planets.
n/a cottonsweatpants 2017-05-25
Any plans for your week of suspension?
n/a DHFearnot 2017-05-25
That must've taken a lot of courage to scream during class then break down into tears in the hallway as you were sent sniveling to administration. #triumphant
n/a tomo89 2017-05-25
Where are these people from Reddit growing up, fucking Sesame Street? In 6th grade, a girl showed a bunch of us a picture that she had in her locker of a couple with the caption "Let's eat out tonight." We were making jokes like that in fucking middle school. This chick is in college, and can't handle some shit like this? Get the fuck out of here.
Then again, unattractive chicks don't tend to be very funny, from my experience. I also really love how everyone in that thread is saying that she was bad-ass, and brave and all that shit. What these kids needed were parents that actually exposed them to the world. They have fucking panic attacks when they order pizza.
n/a blumpkinboy69 2017-05-25
Chicks in general don't tend to be funny at all
n/a Anarox 2017-05-25
Ya kiddin
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-05-25
Tl dr: I'm a tattle tale who doesn't deserve to get her box liked.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-25
This is just bad storytelling cause I'm already on the side of the villain.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-25
Look I think we all know where this is going, she's suck that kid's dick.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-05-25
Clearly. Women hate how this kinda approach just works for some reason. The reason probably being women have been lying virtue signalling cunts forever
n/a frrunkis 2017-05-25
That's exactly it.
Coming on super strong, if you do it the right way, is incredibly effective when trying to get laid. Rick Shapiro said he would go up to women at bars, tell them he wants to fist fuck them, they would be outraged and walk away but then later would walk over to him and say 'I think we got off on the wrong foot'
Stupid broads
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-25
Somebody told me the other day I should check out this Rock sketch from SNL this weekend, where he plays "Scorpio." The sketch is, the Rock shows up to his work in costume to tell his co workers he's become a super hero, now famous vigilante.
The punchline for this 5 minute long travesty comes in around 1 minute and change, and the punchline is: the woman is more impressed that he made his own costume than about him fighting crime. She calls in the OTHER female employees, and they gush about his costume for the next 3 or 4 minutes. It wasn't funny to begin with, and it never gets funnier.
That's "diversity" for you. Forced diversity, bring in women writers who fucking stink and come up with awful, boring, 'safe' dreck like this and it actually makes the air. Drags the entire fucking (already awful and long D.O.A) show down, but hey, "diversity." That's the important part. Not who's the best writer, but "we need more vaginas in here with pens, because it's 2017."
n/a SteeringTheShip 2017-05-25
My favorite joke aimed at women in movies is when the bitch makes the "I'm so over this" or "You have GOT to be kidding me" face, then she gulps the remainder of the alcoholic beverage she has in her hand.
n/a holodog 2017-05-25
didja
n/a deepdarkz 2017-05-25
Warriors yell at people so that authority figures bring them repercussions, right?
n/a tomo89 2017-05-25
Yeah, man. The warrior spirit was always personified by throwing a temper tantrum and hoping that the authority figures take care of the problem for you. That's what the Samurai, Vikings, Huns, and Romans did.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-25
Holy god there's 1400+ comments in that thread.
Well I guess that's what you do when your husband works and you don't. You post all day.
n/a deepdarkz 2017-05-25
Notice how she didn't make up anything clever, she just threw a fit and someone else suspended the guy. If that's not the most womanly thing I've ever heard I don't know what is.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-05-25
That is how weak women truly are. You are a Junior and you are getting bullied by a Freshman. When I was in school, the girl would have gotten her brother or boyfriend to beat the Freshman up. And that's how it would have been handled. I'm glad this shit didn't used to be the way it was back in the day. Because I would go up to any girl with a lolipop in her mouth and say "Yo girl, why you sucking on that lolipop when you could be sucking on this dick". I can't imagine how much trouble I would get into now for that shit.
n/a SteeringTheShip 2017-05-25
That sub is such great evidence for how fucking worthless women are. Every thread is either abortion, "I yelled at someone today despite being shy, then I cried", or "I want more women in science! I know I only got a degree in Latino women's studies, but maybe if I let my daughter play with pink legos she'll become a NASA engineer." Yeah, that's why women suck at math, because Legos are marketed towards boys.
n/a thebedshow 2017-05-25
Someone asked if they could eat you out twice? Damn it really is just like Saudi Arabia for you.
n/a JamFlow_Man 2017-05-25
Tl;dr
n/a Anarox 2017-05-25
The man just asked you simple question
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-05-25
The white knighting that goes on in those posts in blood boiling.