You have the handwriting of a first grader.

I have a note that was written by a stripper​ that spoke basically no English that was written by shoving a sharpie up her pussy and squatting over the paper that has better handwriting than this.

He could've just called you "serial killer", judging by your handwriting.

I'm going to upvote you because just hearing someone say this other than chip would make me laugh nonstop