WE'RE GONNA BE HAPPY FOREVER!!!!!

13  2017-05-25 by HitEmWTheHeinnn

11 comments

Jill Nicolini = best girl

Ugh he makes my stomach churn

Didn't this last like 2 months?
And only because Ant threw it away with another whore, and the only excuse he had was Jill's leaky ass.

Things were moving too fast for Ant. She wanted to go out for fiber and on dates, but he wasn't ready to play "grown ups" yet, so yeah, he fucked that girl who Jill found hiding in the closet.

He'll never get another girl as hot as her.

He just wanted to watch cartoons in his PJs with her forever.

That was the closest thing to an age appropriate, healthy relationship he ever got.

He's making a face like he just let loose a great dump. And her face says she heard it.

He probably thought he looked like Clark Gable with that look.

Also, she was perfect for him. Long Island loudmouth trash and pretty damn good looking. Does he just love wasting good opportunities and being miserable? This guy can't do anything right.

Anthony, hand off the glass, you're warming up your red wine.

Jill, no need to grip your glass with your fist like it is going to be snatched away from you.

Peasants.

She was a nude model turned traffic reporter/weather gal. In Long Island terms, that is royal blood.