r/opieandanthony: Anyone here ever been to an AMP?

Anyone here ever been to an AMP?

0 2017-05-24 by Joyomi

I am somewhat curious about going to one, any stories anyone can share? Are the girls usually hot? And can you touch there body? Can you cum on them?

30 comments

n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-24

Hello FBI, you would most likely have better luck at /r/BillBurr, its a MGTOW approved sub

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

Jesus, just get the fuck off Reddit, make some friends, observe normal people, learn how to act normal and meet a girl for Christ's sake. Then maybe you can touch her body and cum on her.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Have you been to one? You didn't answer me.

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

No I haven't. I can get a handjob without paying some frightened sex slave to timidly tug on my cock. Also, weren't you just saying the other day that Asian girls aren't attractive? Because from what I've heard about massage parlours, the broad's usually ~50 years old, will jack you off but you can't cum on them.

Honestly man, you're weird. I like you, but you're weird as fuck. I'm pretty sure that even if you end up going to a HIV positive hooker you'd unknowingly say or do something to scare the shit out of her and end up either getting stabbed, knocked out by a pimp or wind up in jail with the bluest balls. In jail they'd make you take estrogen pills so you grew tits and beat the fuck out of you every time your teeth scraped some Aryan skinhead's dick.

n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-24

this guy is a troll brah

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

That's what I originally thought. I'm 93% sure that he's a genuinely weird fuck who doesn't pick up on social cues, and probably has his mother's mummified head in his fridge.

n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-24

El Autismo

n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-24

In jail they'd make you take estrogen pills so you grew tits and beat the fuck out of you every time your teeth scraped some Aryan skinhead's dick.

You watch too much Oz. Prisons are resorts now.

n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-24

My Uncle Paul raped people in prison

n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-24

And not necessarily in that order, amirite guys? looks around for approval

n/a Griz-x 2017-05-24

What the fuck is an AMP?

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Asian Massage Parlor.

n/a Griz-x 2017-05-24

Get on tinder and swipe right on some fatties, maybe some chubster will feel bad for that cocktail Frank you call a dick and throw you some yeasty fatgirl puss.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

I don't like fat girls. I've used tinder, to uncomfortable to meet people on there.

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

Like whatever the fuck you can get. You're 22 and shamelessly strange. That super hot white model you've been waiting to show up at your door and blow you isn't coming, bud. I've fucked fat chicks. They suck a mean dick and they don't even expect you to ever speak to them again.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

I like average females, like a blonde haired girl I work with. I though she was into me, she is not super hot, but she has a kid and is alittle older than me. She has a nice thin body though.

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

Well then, get after it. Make her laugh a few times and ask if she wants to go out for drinks or coffee or some shit. Just be aware that you may not blow your load in her hair immediately following the drinks.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Yeah I used to make her laugh a lot when I talked to her. I think she might have lost interest, she use to come around and talk all the time, then it died off. But maybe I was reading to much in it anyways. But I will not post any more of my videos on the sub, but will stick with YouTube. Need at least 100 subs to have complete life.

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

I say keep posting them here, but That's your call. I've become morbidly interested in you. I think you should make a "day in the life" video and show us your limb collection.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Nah I've learned my place. Plus my life is not interesting enough for people to care about it. Nobody would want to watch mundane daily life activities, but thanks for the support! Didn't you say that you liked black woman before?

n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-05-24

Yeah, for all of my racist shit posting, I dated a negress for 2 years and I have a Carribean uncle who married my big fat white aunt. The darkies ain't so bad.

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Ahh okay, cool.

n/a nigforagua 2017-05-24

You're giving up already? Knickers would be disappointed

n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-24

Shut up faggot. Get lost

n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-05-24

Its a dating website for autistic white men

n/a barrruuuch 2017-05-24

There's an acronym for that shit now?

n/a Joyomi 2017-05-24

Yeah, there is a whole community for it, look up rubmaps.