Breaking "news"

0  2017-05-23 by Gina_Girlschlong

According to some shitty inside source, Lady di has passed. Thank you for yer service, you drunken twat

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Will Rich Vos be performing at the wake?

This is a false flag to take the public's minds off Manchester.

Thank you for your service

They melted down a pile of Natty Light cans to make coffin I hear.

Captain went down with the ship, I hear.
Non sibi sed patriae, ol' girl.