I Just Proposed To My Girlfriend Of Seven Years ....

1  2017-05-22 by [deleted]

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I hope you've met this girl in person at least once

a thousand times yes corporoal kooky. make me a woman.

YoUR fiAnCé iS a mOoN ROcK

Good luck, brutha.

👍🏻

proposing is fine as long as you do not get married. than you're fucked.

Jesus, 7 years is young even by Cumia standards.

Is it though?

Yeah if legit good luck but iMessage dude? Might not have to wish for some luck had you thought of a meaningful place/time... not to mention maybe being there in person.

Good luck though. Mazel tov.

Thank you. I'm drunk. She understands. But still no answer ....

Ha

I hope she says no, then your next post is titled: need a place to stay, can anyone help?

This won't go well. Who fucking proposes via messages? While drunk? Hopefully this doesn't wreck the relationship

Thanks man. Like I said, she knows me. Still waiting for any response. I take this as a good sign, like she's mulling it over and not saying something like "What the fuck are you, nuts?" I'm 54, and I'd be willing to spend what's left of my pathetic "life" with her. Here's hoping she feels somewhat the same.

The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me

Another peek into the O&A fanbase.

"I just proposed to my girlfriend of seven years........that she pegs my asshole unmercifully with a large black strap-on!" would have been a better post. But if this is actually true good luck, as long as she isn't a lazy nigger like that lady of Bill Burr's.

Nope, she's Swiss.

she got the message after pulling a 10 inch black cock out of her ass and told the bull to shove it in her mouth while she types no

So how'd it go, loverboy?

Still waiting.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Saying "I'm drunk" doesn't make these attention whore posts any funnier or any more excusable. I hope she says no. What kind of miserable faggot proposes on iMessage?

I hope she writes back "haha"

Still no reply yet. I'm thinking she thinks I'm joking. Won't fitce it by calling. I'll wait.

The story so far ....

Well.. better than I think most of us expected. Best of luck to the both of you.

Thank you! I'm gonna keep, ah, plugging ....

Did he say, Yes.

No.

The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me

Another peek into the O&A fanbase.

Thank you.

Thank you! I'm gonna keep, ah, plugging ....