Yeah if legit good luck but iMessage dude? Might not have to wish for some luck had you thought of a meaningful place/time... not to mention maybe being there in person.
Thanks man. Like I said, she knows me. Still waiting for any response. I take this as a good sign, like she's mulling it over and not saying something like "What the fuck are you, nuts?" I'm 54, and I'd be willing to spend what's left of my pathetic "life" with her. Here's hoping she feels somewhat the same.
The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me
"I just proposed to my girlfriend of seven years........that she pegs my asshole unmercifully with a large black strap-on!" would have been a better post. But if this is actually true good luck, as long as she isn't a lazy nigger like that lady of Bill Burr's.
Saying "I'm drunk" doesn't make these attention whore posts any funnier or any more excusable. I hope she says no. What kind of miserable faggot proposes on iMessage?
The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me
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n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-22
I hope you've met this girl in person at least once
n/a Nier_faot 2017-05-22
a thousand times yes corporoal kooky. make me a woman.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-22
YoUR fiAnCé iS a mOoN ROcK
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-05-22
Good luck, brutha.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
👍🏻
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-22
proposing is fine as long as you do not get married. than you're fucked.
n/a ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-05-22
Jesus, 7 years is young even by Cumia standards.
n/a K1bbler 2017-05-22
Is it though?
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-05-22
Yeah if legit good luck but iMessage dude? Might not have to wish for some luck had you thought of a meaningful place/time... not to mention maybe being there in person.
Good luck though. Mazel tov.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thank you. I'm drunk. She understands. But still no answer ....
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-05-22
Ha
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-22
I hope she says no, then your next post is titled: need a place to stay, can anyone help?
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-22
This won't go well. Who fucking proposes via messages? While drunk? Hopefully this doesn't wreck the relationship
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thanks man. Like I said, she knows me. Still waiting for any response. I take this as a good sign, like she's mulling it over and not saying something like "What the fuck are you, nuts?" I'm 54, and I'd be willing to spend what's left of my pathetic "life" with her. Here's hoping she feels somewhat the same.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-22
The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-22
Another peek into the O&A fanbase.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-22
"I just proposed to my girlfriend of seven years........that she pegs my asshole unmercifully with a large black strap-on!" would have been a better post. But if this is actually true good luck, as long as she isn't a lazy nigger like that lady of Bill Burr's.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Nope, she's Swiss.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-22
she got the message after pulling a 10 inch black cock out of her ass and told the bull to shove it in her mouth while she types no
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-22
So how'd it go, loverboy?
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Still waiting.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-22
Good luck.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thank you.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-05-22
Saying "I'm drunk" doesn't make these attention whore posts any funnier or any more excusable. I hope she says no. What kind of miserable faggot proposes on iMessage?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-22
I hope she writes back "haha"
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Still no reply yet. I'm thinking she thinks I'm joking. Won't fitce it by calling. I'll wait.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
The story so far ....
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-05-22
Well.. better than I think most of us expected. Best of luck to the both of you.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thank you! I'm gonna keep, ah, plugging ....
n/a Billyassman 2017-05-22
Did he say, Yes.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
No.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-22
The Swiss are weird people. I'm actually thinking about starting a business in Switzerland, but not really getting how the Swiss operate is stopping me
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-22
Another peek into the O&A fanbase.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thank you.
n/a Corporal_Kooky 2017-05-22
Thank you! I'm gonna keep, ah, plugging ....