Aziz Ansari is a fucking sissy.

61  2017-05-22 by timallenonacid

His entire Netflix show is pandering. Season 2 (I binged watched it all because I'm a lifeless, opinionated alcoholic who loves to be enraged so he can rant about it publicly to other like minded individuals to vindicate my self worth and reinforce my faux intelligence) culminates with Aziz throwing his career and friendship under the bus to publicly shame and disenfranchise a successful Chef he stars on a show with. All because the chef acted "creepy" towards a makeup artist once. Yuck. Fuck this dickless midget. Aziz Ansari stinks. There's no way beautiful women are lining up to fuck Aziz. Also, he ripped off Louis CK right down to casting choices. It's 🤢🤢🤢🤢 that is all. 🤗🤗🤗🤗 luv u guys xoxo

33 comments

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-05-22

feminist blogs didn't think it pandered enough. felt he wasn't cucked enough by the women on the show, something about "nice guys" are also all rapists as well

n/a  lord_minidisc 2017-05-22

"they're dating their food"

n/a  harnal_the_grayt 2017-05-22

Do you know why free range meats taste so good? It's love.

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-05-22

Indians truly are the filthiest subhuman racial group in the world and are happy to live in a pile of garbage and actual human shit. The way the live makes niggers seem almost like an acceptable bunch which, of course, they are far from.

n/a  WhaddupScrubs 2017-05-22

This seems a bit much

n/a  thrillated 2017-05-22

Speak for yourself, I love this man.

n/a  DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-05-22

I watched the first season and it was watchable although nothing special. I just finished the 2nd season a few days ago and honestly it was pretty awful. It was basically just a rehash of the first season except with more pretentious artsy bullshit and pandering. The filler episodes about his religious parents and the girl coming out to her mom were fucking horrendous.

n/a  bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-22

He focus groups everything he writes. No bullshit.

n/a  DiscoInferiorityComp 2017-05-22

I literally once saw him ask a paying audience "what are some other funny things about dating?"

n/a  RickVince 2017-05-22

His fans are easily-offended pussies too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/68ue50/the_big_sick_official_us_trailer_kumail_nanjiani/dh276dg/?context=3

n/a  timallenonacid 2017-05-22

fucked up thing is people are now claiming they shouldn't be treated differently based on race. When in reality everyone is treated differently based on everything about them. Wether it's weight, age, height, looks, intelligence, humour, talent, wealth, health, occupation, education or even something as fucking trivial as apparel. It's just how humans fucking function. We judge each other on everything on a contestant basis while simultaneously desiring not to be judged. There's nothing to be done about it. To suggest we walk on eggshells exclusively for race is fucking preposterous. In summary, those goddamn subhuman slaves can blow me.

n/a  Mikekekeke 2017-05-22

Hey, is your refrigerator running? It is? It's probably runnin from watchin this fukkkkin sho or sumptin

Goonnow

n/a  RabboRibbo 2017-05-22

He's rich and famous. Hot chicks have been lining up to fuck that dickless midget for years.

n/a  RabboRibbo 2017-05-22

LOVE is a much better Netflix romantic comedy show.

n/a  DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-05-22

Judd Apatow is involved with it so no thank you

n/a  thrillated 2017-05-22

ShuuuuuUUUUUuuYttTTTuuUUUPPPP

n/a  BamMargeraOfficial 2017-05-22

HIV is preferable to AIDS but that doesn't make the full blownsies desirable.

n/a  TriangleDimes 2017-05-22

The description of the show made me hate it. Will Arnett did a show that sounded exactly the same and I watched the pilot of that, it's just these disaffected emlffeminate men wandering around gay parts of town being foodies and looking for "adventure" which typically means running through sprinklers with dumb broads in exotic wigs.

n/a  DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-05-22

Flaked is the show you are thinking of. I love Will Arnett but that show is boring as shit

n/a  thrillated 2017-05-22

Other than Arrested Development, a lot of what Will Arnett does is boring as shit.

n/a  BamMargeraOfficial 2017-05-22

There's some good shit too.

n/a  thrillated 2017-05-22

Shut up, fucktard

Hahaha, okay, you were right.

n/a  ScorzeMan 2017-05-22

Bojack Horseman is the Man, well he's really a horse but he's still the man.

n/a  AngeloMacon 2017-05-22

He was great in 30 Rock. But most of his leading role stuff is shit.

n/a  ScorzeMan 2017-05-22

Bojack Horseman is the Man, well he's really a horse but he's still the man.

n/a  damedoller 2017-05-22

He was Lego batman

n/a  BMoneyCPA 2017-05-22

Flaked was... alright.

Most everything is absolute shit. Flaked was a bit boring but as a guy who is a fan of Will Arnett, still enjoyed watching him in it.

But yeah. Not great.

n/a  timallenonacid 2017-05-22

fucked up thing is people are now claiming they shouldn't be treated differently based on race. When in reality everyone is treated differently based on everything about them. Wether it's weight, age, height, looks, intelligence, humour, talent, wealth, health, occupation, education or even something as fucking trivial as apparel. It's just how humans fucking function. We judge each other on everything on a contestant basis while simultaneously desiring not to be judged. There's nothing to be done about it. To suggest we walk on eggshells exclusively for race is fucking preposterous. In summary, those goddamn subhuman slaves can blow me.

n/a  Peckahnator 2017-05-22

Breaking News:

Castrated token ethnic guy to literal cuckolds is actually a sissy! More at 19:00.

n/a  TARE_ME 2017-05-22

News doesn't come on at seven, dope.

n/a  Peckahnator 2017-05-22

It does in jolly ol' England, mate.

n/a  TARE_ME 2017-05-22

Morrissey for president.

n/a  hitlerswag420 2017-05-22

I binge watched it all.

That's like getting fucked in the ass 50 times to prove to yourself you are straight

n/a  thrillated 2017-05-22

So a sensible course of action then

n/a  52017 2017-05-22

Indian men smell...off.

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-05-22

Have you ever watched Indian porn?

That told me everything i need to know about Indians.

n/a  zenicaone 2017-05-22

Indian Amateur porn on tube sites is like documentary about india

n/a  DiploMaFF 2017-05-22

The women work out too often. Their bodies are always so fit and toned especially around the belly

n/a  Senators86 2017-05-22

There's just nothing worse than SJW/pandering "comedy".

n/a  DeafandMutePenguin 2017-05-22

Beautiful women are lining up to be with him... but not because he's masculine or because he's anything they want in a man. It's because he has money and is on t.v.

If he didn't have those things he'd be where every other has been actor/comedian is pussyless.

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-05-22

The only thing good about that show, or at least Season 1, was the Eric Wareheim parts. Specifically with his pop pop.