In Godless Blighty, Sundays are pubs' banner days. You go and get a roast dinner and a couple of pints, read the Sunday papers and pretend to be civilised. Then the real boozing begins. Go home at 7 p.m. ,mullered. Snifta at home. Fresh as a daisy for work on Monday morning.
Relatively speaking, yeah. If you're just looking to get pissed it won't cost you that much, cans of shitty lager beer is manageable, but a bottle of IPA would cost you somewhere between 5 or 7 dollars, and a bottle of the cheapest whiskey will cost you somewhere around 25 dollars.
They actually don't keep the booze in refrigerators, because they believe that knowing you'll get your booze cold will make you drink it all as soon as you step outside the store or some shit.
At least we won the IIHF World Championship yesterday. Yaay.
I woke up in a huge puddle because I guess I spilled a bunch of water in my bed, and was so relieved it wasn't piss. Then I started drinking white wine until I took a huge shit. Since then I've been on the bourbon.
I've been hitting the bottle pretty much daily for 6-7 years really. I've just stopped recently. It feels pretty good and my face is not puffy. This is like the inverse of stupid Jimmy. No you're not sick if you drink. You just like drinking. And if you want to stop, you stop. So I stopped.
The way you regain your tastebuds is interesting. I was on half a bottle of vodka daily for like 7 years. Quit one day to the next because I was tired all the time. Was quite surprised I had no withdrawal. Seems like you need to drink a lot more for that.
That I only really got once I started eating only really pure food a few years back. But that was too much of a hassle. No booze and reasonably healthy is fine by me.
6pm is the start of the evenin ya peesa G, be that as it may and shiznit I'm pourin my second beer in mah mug at 4pm cause it's fukken nice as fawk out n stuff.
32 comments
n/a herpacin 2017-05-21
I just shoved a vodka soaked tampon deep in my ass.
n/a GeMigMat 2017-05-21
Can't buy alcohol on sundays. 3.5% beer barley helps with the shakes
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
What backwards town do you live in that still doesn't sell booze on Sundays in 2017?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-21
multiple states in the southern US have banned alcohol sales on Sunday
n/a ok_to_sink 2017-05-21
Utah.
n/a majestik6 2017-05-21
Utah is pretty neat. You can buy a house for $250K and leave the doors unlocked without any worry.
On the downside, there ain't shit to do.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-21
Do you live in, what they call, the "Bible Belt?"
In Godless Blighty, Sundays are pubs' banner days. You go and get a roast dinner and a couple of pints, read the Sunday papers and pretend to be civilised. Then the real boozing begins. Go home at 7 p.m. ,mullered. Snifta at home. Fresh as a daisy for work on Monday morning.
n/a GeMigMat 2017-05-21
nanny state Sweden.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-21
Alcohol's fucking expensive too in Sweden, no? They're afraid you'll get pissed up and turn into marauding Vikings again.
n/a GeMigMat 2017-05-21
Probably not compared to the UK. America is much more friendly to drunks. I bought $3 vodka at the pharmacy
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-21
UK (scumbag) night out = pub 7-11, club - snifta, bash each other up - sport. Curry. Taxi.
n/a snargfursk 2017-05-21
Relatively speaking, yeah. If you're just looking to get pissed it won't cost you that much, cans of shitty lager beer is manageable, but a bottle of IPA would cost you somewhere between 5 or 7 dollars, and a bottle of the cheapest whiskey will cost you somewhere around 25 dollars.
They actually don't keep the booze in refrigerators, because they believe that knowing you'll get your booze cold will make you drink it all as soon as you step outside the store or some shit.
At least we won the IIHF World Championship yesterday. Yaay.
n/a harrisongooch 2017-05-21
Why don't you just load up on Saturday
n/a GeMigMat 2017-05-21
they stop selling alcohol at 2 pm on Saturdays. I've usually been drinking all night and in no condition to go shopping at that time
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-05-21
It's nighttime, this is a British sub.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
Cheers anyways
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-05-21
I'm drinking Dark beer watching "Hot Pursuit" with the woman. This is Reese Witherspoons best work and I couldn't be more entertained right now.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
I'm actually curious to see what Reese looks like nowadays. Gonna check that out.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-05-21
I've heard she fell to pieces tas
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
I just watched 2 gay dudes walk by and compliment my "sun porch"
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-05-21
I just woke up, bout to pop an ambien and drink some bud ice. Uhuru!
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
Cheers fucker!
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-05-21
It's a holiday in Canada tomorrow so I've been drinking all day and plan on getting hammered. Cheers, friend
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
Fawk Yea!
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-21
I woke up in a huge puddle because I guess I spilled a bunch of water in my bed, and was so relieved it wasn't piss. Then I started drinking white wine until I took a huge shit. Since then I've been on the bourbon.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-21
i've been shitting like a hippo all day due to my substance abuse, but I should be good to go again in an hour or two
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
Well, wake up and drink with me. I'm bored
n/a stinksskc 2017-05-21
right here fam
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
Cheers mate
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-05-21
It's funny that you think drinking at 6 PM is out of the norm worth mentioning
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
I agree that drinking at 6 pm isn't out of the norm but I started at 1 pm and was drunk by 6.
n/a majestik6 2017-05-21
pussy
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-05-21
I've been drinking brew for breakfast.
n/a Nier_faot 2017-05-21
It's almost night now but i been drinkin since 2 mountain time. I don't know bout uhuru but i know about Ullr.
n/a justneedtologin 2017-05-21
These are the only kinds of threads that truly make me uncomfortable.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
How so?
n/a justneedtologin 2017-05-21
Reminds me that there's a whole contingent of people out there for whom this subreddit is their only social outlet.
n/a i_dont_give_a_care 2017-05-21
You don't pluralize with an apostrophe, you retard.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-05-21
:(
n/a salmon_fillet 2017-05-21
take your car out for a spin, faot
n/a all_copacetic 2017-05-21
I'm indescribably high on adhd medication (which I'm abusing). I can't stand up or I go into another dimension. My head is bigger. My hands are numb.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-21
I've been hitting the bottle pretty much daily for 6-7 years really. I've just stopped recently. It feels pretty good and my face is not puffy. This is like the inverse of stupid Jimmy. No you're not sick if you drink. You just like drinking. And if you want to stop, you stop. So I stopped.
n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-05-21
The way you regain your tastebuds is interesting. I was on half a bottle of vodka daily for like 7 years. Quit one day to the next because I was tired all the time. Was quite surprised I had no withdrawal. Seems like you need to drink a lot more for that.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-21
That I only really got once I started eating only really pure food a few years back. But that was too much of a hassle. No booze and reasonably healthy is fine by me.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-05-21
It's not day drinking when you're at your house alone on a porch like some country trash.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-21
6pm is the start of the evenin ya peesa G, be that as it may and shiznit I'm pourin my second beer in mah mug at 4pm cause it's fukken nice as fawk out n stuff.