r/opieandanthony: See kids - go to university, become a hedge fund manager, make an absurd amount of £, and your giraffe-neck, dumbo-eared arse can marry a pretty cunt, too

See kids - go to university, become a hedge fund manager, make an absurd amount of £, and your giraffe-neck, dumbo-eared arse can marry a pretty cunt, too

7 2017-05-21 by ScoobyDoo4U2

26 comments

n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-21

nigga look like retarded Wayne Gretzky

n/a segasarnold 2017-05-21

the all time chromosome leader!

n/a GeMigMat 2017-05-21

http://s0.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/0/1/1/011911e0d10ae34a73cd1f6fd63ec5e5.jpg?dd=1405585295

n/a theviceroy37 2017-05-21

I'd rather marry myself to a pint while watching the olde colours at the footie match.

n/a Bluesmoky 2017-05-21

You gotta be kidding me. She's not fucking him because she's turned on by him. There's no way he isn't ware of the situation he's created for himself.

n/a turnthemaround 2017-05-21

Are you new to female attraction? Of course women don't value looks as much as men do.

n/a herpacin 2017-05-21

He fucks her with a jewel encrusted solid gold dildo. Do you think she gives a fuck what he looks like?

n/a Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-05-21

Have sex

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-21

Anthony's still stuck on the "see kids" step

n/a all_copacetic 2017-05-21

Too many overt limeyisms in this post. OP is deliberately trying to annoy the 45% Americans on this sub and start a race war between them and the 55% Brits.

n/a ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-05-21

Maybe I'm Canadian, eh?

n/a johnnyroberts 2017-05-21

Thanks for saying it, we were all thinking it.

n/a RacistPigeon 2017-05-21

Christ, my wife is way prettier than that, and I'm a common loser. Nice going, rich guy, way to bag that 6.

n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-21

Absurd amount of $*
Dumbo-eared-ass*
Limeys get out.

n/a ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-05-21

Well who shat in your chips, mate?

n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-21

My thinly sliced and fried potatoes like Lays or Ruffles, you're referring to, I assume?