Just because you're alt right, doesn't make this entire sub alt right

284  2017-05-21 by David_Tosk

Not all of us really care that much about politics.

Just be funny

198 comments

Fuck you

you're gay

Bobby Fischer on Jews

Fuck your gay thread.

Who gives a fuck what some stupid lampshade thinks?

You use the word libtard unironically. That is great.

If you're alt right ur alright with me! Come on in kids burn this shit to the ground

Pepe1488 gas the jews and rump 2024

any downvote is a shill build the wall

N-n-no I'm not political, awlt right.

You're lying!

I can assure you I am not, sir.

I believe you.

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!

I'm so sick of these alt right edgelord faggots. You're boring

Cuck Gavin Milo Benghazi Pepe Proud boys Spencer

if you go back and listen, anthony was never funny, and jimmy was only somewhat humorous. what made it work was opie steering the ship in the right directions.

this sub really has come full circle

That's because we all kept our heads on a swivel, Lambchops.

He's right. Opie is better better than Sam at Radio and probably at fatherhood, being a husband, maintaining his health among dozens of other things. At the end of the day, even as the decades accrue, Sam will walk out with LESS than Opie when Sam's the same age

Then go post on the Cumtown sub where you can have a progressive circle jerk faggot. We'll do what we want.

"We'll" even though by the looks of it you're in the minority. anyone who refers to being progressive as a negative thing is probably retarded

Oh noes I got down voted by 18 lurkers! Whatever shall I do!

Oh noes I got down voted by 18 lurkers! Whatever shall I do!

Hopefully it involves gravity and a rope

Yuck

What exactly does progress mean to "progressives"?

I'm Proud to be a Social Justice Warrior

supreme faggotry cucklord.

Well where are we at with the blacks?

Prison presumably.

I myself prefer the slavery route

How about a slave-prison? Can we agree?

Hopefully not the same neighborhood.

That's some alt-right thinking we don't allow that here, right goys!

Oy vey! You may want your property value down but we certainly don't. Shalom!

Shut up queer

you mean niers

Yeah it does, you cuck libtard snowflake.

When proud boys and fags from the donald came over here, they realized they couldnt hang. Then went back to youtube to watch steven crowder call his producer not gay when clearly, they both are, with each other

Are those the two in that IKEA video someone posted earlier?

Crowder isnt gay just like his show was never going daily

As a fag from The Donald who absolutely can hang, I say nuts to your argument.

You've already lost this one.

As unfunny and annoying as I am in this sub, more people hate me less than they hate you

If it makes you feel any better, I frequent this sub and I have no idea who you are.

wheres jamie kilstein when u need him

Who are you?

Please, hang off a ceiling fan.

He's far too heavy.

Doesn't mean he shouldn't give it a go.

A double pun. I hope your wife's cunt gets cancer you faggot.

You mean testicles probably

Feminine testicles

I want you to look at the number of downvotes you are receiving, the number of upvotes this thread is receiving and then realize that last thing most people here want is to read unfunny political talking points over and over. Left or right, doesn't matter, you need to shut the fuck up about it and go fuck yourself.

You wrote an entire paragraph in response to a joke. You are a gigantic faggot.

Thanks, i try. One day i hope to be enough of a faggot to start posting on The Donald. Fingers crossed.

Nobody likes you fattass. Go shoot up a school if you can afford it in Orlando.

Why, specifically, Orlando? I can get behind the first couple of points.

You're trying so hard.

That's the bit.

Please explain all your bits and jokes so we don't miss them.

Ok sure.

Good one, you're really firing off on all cylinders

This is going great

Yep, that's what Homer says. Say did you ever listen to Opie and Anthony?

Lil' bit, lil' bit. Just a taste. Woulda gone all in but, ehh... burp

Go suck Opie's tits, faggot

Oh, literal Mintyfresh03.

When proud boys and fags from the donald came over here, they realized they couldnt hang.

hmmm

faggot. liberals should die.

Angry impressionable edgelords filling Gavin, Milos, and Crowders coffers

Gavin has a cute butt hole though

I inspired a parody account. I guess I'm like one of the most influential posters on this message board

Doesn't he, though?

Muslims are awesome, get over it.

The way they treat women is something we should all aspire to be

And the fags

And jews

And the children.

we've had apenia covering this niche for us since back when Milo was still being spit roasted as an altar boy.

He was all we needed, straight to the point without the faggotry

#NotAllQueers

Hey guys I don't like politics so I'm going to make it Thread about how I don't like politics. You're not helping with the funny pal.

OP said what needed to be said! He's so #Brave

yeah, he's definitely a fat girl.

fatgirl #brave

Alt right faggots are just as cringey as sjws

Hot take

This guy tells it how it is. Watch out for him...

You know you are right when the two biggest alt right queers in this sub respond to you.

Not alt right, but judging by your post history you are definitely a faot

Ok, Elliot Rodger.

And centrist fags are more cringe than both

They're way more whinier too. Poor little snowflakes. They get their feelings hurt so easily.

The first time I read this I thought it said "just as cringey as jews" and tbh I liked that version better than what you actually said. I had a whole comment ready to hit reply on explaining how the myth of the 6 million is less cringey and more just exemplary of the general deceptive character auf die Juden when I re-read it, and let's just say you took the wind out of my sails, friend.

People upvoting this comment need to cut themselves

Dv dv

Anyone who calls themselves that is at least a little autistic

The same goes for the ones who use it as a pejorative for people they don't like or agree with.

Found a FAGAtt

pejorative

That's a big word for this board.

when autists form a political party

And what exactly made you post this? Just decided that you would get triggered over something and make this post? One of the top posts is making fun of the proud boys, you are just a faggot

Hello fellow white guys, I'm Goyvin McShabbos. Come be part of my super kewl group... but no Naughtzies allowed! (for reasons)

Fuck off (((David_Tosk))). You little jewboy faggot. The alt-right will save western civilization from the likes of scum like you.

Hey!! We found Ants alt account! Tell us how those Canines are coming in! (Teerh)

Any likes jewboys, especially when they have tits

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the majority of this sub is attacking women, minorities, and the disabled. this sub is what everyone thinks the actual alt right is.

I've actually never seen anyone attack women. Only Amy Schumer.

I too remember my first 5 minutes on this sub.

I've been posting here for years...

And you haven't detected slight animosity towards the opposite sex?

Not really. But I'm forced to close my eyes on the extreme racism, so I guess this slipped by when they were closed.

But you do care about politics.. As long as its left-lib politics. A quick glance at your posting history shows pro Obama, anti Le Pen posts.

Sometimes everyone gets caught up, but in general I don't care.

this made me so angry that I kicked a pregnant woman up the cooter

Fair enough. But not all women. Just that woman.

There is plenty of "women should be in the kitchen" posts but they are usually tongue in cheek. Except with Pig Amy where the posts are constantly food in (tiny) mouth.

Start a post asking about why nobody likes Nia Burr.

You'll get a lovely dose of personal as well as gender insults

Name a positive thing Nia Burr contributes to society and you'll get exactly zero responses. Cause there ain't shit to say

Again. That's not anti women in my view. It's a legitimate critism against someone that took the most consistently funny guy away from us

"Women just suck the souls from great men. They are only good for their mouth, cunt and asshole"

Is one comment I saw. I don't know why you are so bent on this. Nobody cares

You have a good point

Imagine my shock when I'm just going to leave this here to let that sink in.

PJW is drunk on his own cum since Trump won.

I'm not alt-right by any means, I just remember my father's age-old lesson of niggers and jews being bad news

Mah kind of racism, I miss old timey racism. This alt right shit is faggy as hell

Left or right I think we can all agree on that

I've never noticed this before. You get a count of how many viewed a post.

It's fucking unbelievable that a show that's been dead for years and everyone wants the former hosts to die, yet 1100 people have been in this thread. That's amazing.

stop sucking your own dick

Only the Piss Lord is entitled to that.

Let me do it for you!

1100 IP numbers, though; not quite the same. Lots of bots on Reddit, upvoting and downvoting topics by the hundreds to try to control what gets seen by the most people.

There are entire bot farms you can hire if you have the scratch; they represent thousands of phantom IP numbers. Armies of non-existent virtual "people" influencing trends and headline hierarchy.

For example, if you click on any trending topic on FB and scroll down A LOT, you will start noticing statuses that repeat themselves literally word for word, from "people" in different states, sometimes countries. We see this less and less as the bot farms gets smarter, but they're still far from perfect.

The internet is all BS right now, with specks of honesty and reality here and there. Don't believe the downloads that podcasts claim to have. Don't believe the page views that sites claim to have. Everyone's lying and the ones that aren't don't seem to know about the bots.

Maaaaaaaahhhhnnnn

We're like those Japanese soldiers who never surrendered after WWII

Fucking ay

As long as we all agree that the alt left are a bunch of weenies, excuse the language

Yea but if Hillary wins wisconsin and the whole chain of command is impeached she can win! #glassceiling /s

The T_D people that stuck around too long failed to understand the whole thing was a passing meme and became overly invested. Look how embarrassing any of the "kekistan" and pepe shit is, the less severely autistic folks bailed on the bit after the election. It seems like people forgot that you can cringe/laugh at college aged SJW babies without having to take a faggot political stance.

Are you saying that the_donald isn't funny and intelligent when they say kek or worship a frog? Jokes on you LMAO they're doing it ironically

The O&A fanbase that stuck around too long failed to understand the whole thing was a passing meme and became overly invested. Look how embarrassing any of the B"rother Joe likes kids spit "and "Opie has tits" shit is, the less severely autistic folks bailed on the bit after the 2012 election. It seems like people forgot that you can cringe/laugh at college aged SJW babies without having to take a faggot political stance

I don't get it.

Praise kek hehehehe

Democrats are the real racists! Look at this picture of a based black guy in a trump hat. Being alt right is so based.

Trump is a fag. Hilary is a cunt. Bernie is a fag.

Yah and Steve C was murdered by Greg Opie Lughes. Allegedly

While we're at it: Patton killed Michelle.

"And Sherrod is here today killing it." ~ Opie

"Wah my political views are too gay too share so I have to make fun of Joe Cumia all day" - every liberal on this sub

lmao I never once claimed Joe Cumia drank child piss. I do have questions about Patt Oswald's murdered wife. (Allegedly)

Just be cool and have fun man. I dont even like chess

I don't understand, you feel sorry for old spitshine Joe?

most of this sub are Britbong faots anyway, where 'alt right' isn't really a thing

here in yurop we do it properly not on 4chan.

LOL. the story you referenced happened in Cambridgeshire ... I live there (I know .... no-one cares)

Tell Gandalf I said hi

Where are we at with the mass extermination of other ethnic/religious groups?

No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong If I'm Alt Right, I'm pretty sure this makes this entire sub Alt Right as well. That's the way it works, right?

Well if any one of us has an opinion that is not in line with the typical corporate Democrat, we instantly become that for being associated with this cesspool.

I still hate niggers and British people and you can't stop me from expressing myself.

THIS IS A PLACE OF FREE EXPRESSION AND IF U CANT HATE NIGGERS AND BRITISH THEN ALL HOPE IS LOST. I HATE NIGGERS TOO AND I AM DISAPPOINTED IN BRITISH PEOPLE BUT I DONT HATE THEM

Also: You being a proudboy doesn't make this sub accepting of homosexuals.

We're all faggots here

Speak for your self.

But you all are fags.

"I thought you said you were alt right, Spider".

"I am alt right, you ain't alt right ya little fuckin prick"!

Now can you do King of comedy?

Shut up you stupid pussy.

Am I the only left-wing guy in this sub?

I'm with ya

I'm a Bernie Bro

Unironic Marxist reporting in.

nope im a lefty who likes humor and is not PC.

Alt Rights are just fags not ballsy enough to go full nazi

The real Nazis around here are eyeroll inducing at best. When anyone talks about "naming the jew" I instantly assume they have severe inferiority issues and they'll only ever be with an openly racist woman because they're terrified any other woman will leave them for a superior African kang.

well said and agree. Just pointing out the Alt right seem to be the nazi-lite

They cry about blacks being inferior, then they go off on Jews for being well organized and industrious. They're fucking pathetic. I don't even disagree with everything they're saying, but their reactions are at best childish. Jews hold a disproportionate amount of power therefore we need to take what they've​ earned? Grow the fuck up. Nobody is stopping you but yourself.

A fucking leaf

No, there are plenty of us. Some people here try a bit too hard sometimes, but it's really not that hard to serperate humor and politics.

Whatever Scorch supports, I support as well.

Is Scorch alt right? In that case, I might have to reconsider.

The worst is that faggot who keeps whining because we didn't accept Steven Crowder as our lord and saviour.

They're all such whiney faggots.

Ah yes, Steven Crowder, the Fuhrer of the Alt Right. Just say anyone to the right of center if you're gonna include that basic bitch conservative.

I'm sure the sub has lost a lot of "good" participants because of it. And racism humour is funny and I enjoy it tremendously. But nigger is not a go to punchline.

Sounds like someone hates Anthony.

But nigger is not a go to punchline.

I don't understand.

Non alt-right people mainly won't let their views known on here because their views secretly go against the comedy here.

I am a leftie, however I never interject my personal politics in the work I do here!

Hey there m8. "Millennial" here, i hope you get run over by a train on your wedding day sockcucker. POG

You're a lefty? Wow...you know the months you have commited to exposing what a mean old bigot Anthony Cumia is never lead me to that conclusion.

Faggot.

Again because the left has killed humor. If you injected your politics here you know it'd get called out for killing humor.

I'm not that kind of leftie.

Fair enough. I do acknowledge there is a small contingent on the left who does still believe in free speech. They are in the minority on the left though.

Nah that would be like comparing the entire right the religious nut jobs. SJW's are are very vocal small minority.

SJW's are are very vocal small minority.

No they are not. They almost got a candidate elected just because she has a gash between her legs.

I dont know one person that voted for her, only against Trump.

Says the faggot who enables Anthony's humorless podcast shitshow because he's on the Trump train.

Aww look someone's triggered.

Yes, I thought the same when I read your comment in this thread. You're probably perpetually triggered.

You probably need a hug.

You probably need a shower.

No, only jews in the shower.

While your fat faggot president takes a bath and cries about it on Twitter.

"What you're still here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother"

Drive these nerds into the sea. #frogmeme

Not falling for this one again Mr Steinberg

I don't really care if you're alt-right, so long as you name the Jew and recognize his degenerate effects on society

666

AIDS

He's right. Let's get back to the funny fellas!!

Even with the alt-right people on this sub in particular, no one really even tries to talk politics. If we had a bunch of threads saying "lock her up, praise kek, helicopter rides for trannies, blacks have never maintained a functional society on their own", etc, I would say you had a point. But the only actual manifestations of any kind of alt-right ideology on this sub have been people talking in general terms about degeneracy like trannies, naming the jew and his lies, "open and honest conversations about race" (ie blacks), and general misogyny, but I've never seen these ideas actually just stated plainly without any attempt to be funny. Usually it's just people saying shit the alt-right would approve of, but usually in the context of talking about the religion of peace and it's relation to a certain negroid radio host or whatever.

So I don't think your criticism is even valid. It's like people calling r/cringeanarchy an alt-right sub. Yeah, they mock 48 year old men who decide they're actually a 6 year old girl and leave their wife and children to live as a female child in the company of other degenerates (that actually happened), and yeah the things they shit on would be approved of in alt-right circles, but they don't really ever talk explicitly about politics per se. That's like calling a sub "liberal" because they posted a story about cops shooting an innocent unarmed gentle black giant who had his hands up don't shoot, and the sub said it was a bad thing.

I made the thread when someone identified this sub as "a bunch of alt righters" in a thread. That was all

We get that all the schwoogies and faggots living in cities voted for pedophiles known as democrats. Cucks

It's cringeworthy in the extreme to say "I'm alt right", even though I 100% subscribe to the views espoused by Jared Taylor and Richard Spencer.

And if you're a faggot libcuck you need to be driven right the fuck out of here and that is a good thing, unless you happen to be extremely funny.

This is why I love this sub. You're funny and you want others to be funny.

"alt right" is the not silent majority of this sub and that's simply the way it is

the alt-right is a bunch of faggots. I just appreciate good trolling

What about like SHIFT RIGHT or sumtin...psssst

I'd rather be alt-right than alt-wrong

I was expecting the responses here to be a bit more brutal, everyone feeling OK?

TRANSLATION: I'M REALLY A LEFTIST IDIOT TRYING TO VOTE ALL YOUR RIGHTS AWAY AND SINCE CONSERVATIVE REPUBLIC IDIOTS ARE THE MAJORITY LET'S PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS..

I'm CTRL right........tssssssss

However we're all God fearing Christian men, right gang?

I inspired a parody account. I guess I'm like one of the most influential posters on this message board

Doesn't he, though?

yeah, he's definitely a fat girl.

lmao I never once claimed Joe Cumia drank child piss. I do have questions about Patt Oswald's murdered wife. (Allegedly)

Just be cool and have fun man. I dont even like chess

You wrote an entire paragraph in response to a joke. You are a gigantic faggot.

I don't understand, you feel sorry for old spitshine Joe?

well said and agree. Just pointing out the Alt right seem to be the nazi-lite

Nah that would be like comparing the entire right the religious nut jobs. SJW's are are very vocal small minority.

This is going great

Lil' bit, lil' bit. Just a taste. Woulda gone all in but, ehh... burp