This is why Anthony puts his "girlfriends" and perfunctory house guests to sleep with his awful Karaoke nights. He still dreams of being the black, out of tune, talent-free Bon Jovi.

4  2017-05-20 by McGowan9

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A Keytar? Eww...

Is that club soda kenny on bass?

I once flew with mr. bovine joni himself from L.A. to Denver. Nobody knew who he was except for 2 fat girls.

This story puts a smile on my face.

he's a homely gal.

Livin' On A Prayer, and Bud Light

This story puts a smile on my face.