ari Schaffers podcast has the faggiest song intros of anything ive ever heard

0  2017-05-20 by stinksskc

its all dykey femenist Starbucks music, what the hell is this guy listening to

11 comments

n/a  RooRooRahRah 2017-05-20

Although they are far less faggy than whining about them on a subreddit for a defunct radio show.

n/a  late_50s_why 2017-05-20

is it faggier than the "fuck gay, fuck gay" song from the Real Ass Podcast?

or the nigger song from the LOS podcast?

n/a  CoyoteeBongwater 2017-05-20

fuck gay, fuck gay, fuck gay boston

i was wondering what the song sounded like and all i got were back door gay sex bath house information. Not complaining or anything

n/a  ShetUp 2017-05-20

Isn't the LoS theme WiggerRich?

n/a  PauxFas 2017-05-20

Yeah. And the RAP song is Fucking Hostile.

n/a  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-20

"ifthefingerlessglovesdontfit", could you shoehorn lyrics any harder? Holy shit, u/wiggerrich...

Just change it to, "if the no finger gloves don't fit". Problem solved.

n/a  WiggerRich 2017-05-20

"Fingerless gloves" and "no finger gloves" have the exact same number of syllables... but thanks for the advice... I'll keep it in mind for the next time I write a song that references gloves with no fingers.

n/a  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-20

It's not about the number of syllables, but where they are placed.

n/a  TPuffs 2017-05-20

Dicks and balls and balls, balls and dicks (DICKS AND BALLS)

n/a  UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-05-20

Lol yeah that's true. He always uses songs that somehow relate to the topic of the episode. So he's not selecting songs that are necessarily good. Who knows though I wouldn't put it past him to like those gay-ass songs.

n/a  Proudofyourboy 2017-05-20

Ari is a 50 year old 22 year old. Something arrested this kikes' development.