Never-wife resistance fighter Patton Oswalt laughs off murder accusation from Charlize Theron

11  2017-05-20 by whydontUlovemeLyndsi

5 comments

I love plying on this fucker, but to be honest it is at least guilty of criminally negligent.

White tape?

im a fucking moron, meant to say red tape and I dont even know if that would fit what I was going for.

EITHER WAY, Patton killed his wife!

That's something we can all agree on.

If my wife died due to a cocktail of booze and prescription painkiller abuse I might spend more time on addiction awareness, rather than shoving me unprepared and grieving daughter in front of the whole world and also spazzing about people who like the president.