TGIF, AM I RIGHT?

21  2017-05-20 by timallenonacid

YOWSERS. THANK GOD IT'S FRI. CAN FINALLY LET LOOSE. UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT SEASON 3 JUST DROPPED ON THE FLIX. GONNA GET MY FREAK ON AND HOLLER BACK WITH A BIT OF ADULT BEVERAGES HA HA, YOU FEEL ME DOGS? WHATS EVERYONES DOING THIS WEEKEND? ANYONE CUTTING LOOSE AND HAVING SOME FLOP POPS? LIKE MY NIGGER ROBERT KELLY RAPPED, "ITS THE FREAKIN WEEKEND, SHOOT, WHY CANT I HAVE A BIT OF FUN?" HA HA RIGHT BOYS? DONT TELL THE MISSES THOUGH, AM I RIGHT? LOL CHRIS CORNELL HAD THE COURAGE I NEVER WILL.

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Just hanging with my pupper, cracking a couple grapefruit beers, and hanging with the fellas.

Say "hanging" again.
Actually, do it, on second thought.

FINNA CRUSH THIS 12 PACK OF HAMS AND WATCH CAVS VS CELTICS/ BELLATOR BY MYSELF LIKE THE ANTI SOCIAL LOSER I AM

Eating at McDonald's alone

Can you shoot up the joint and livestream please.

Doing coke and office work. It's an interesting combo.

You'll get diabetes if you're not careful.

Sir, please remember what subreddit you're posting in before you comment. He already has Diabetes, we all do. Insensitive comments have no home here.

I have type 7 diabetes, which is where you excrete frosting from your pores.

I have type 7 diabetes, which is where you excrete frosting from your pores.

Im playing a show this weekend. First time in awhile. Swing by if you guys are around.

Is it a donkey or a horse this time?

neither couldn't get the permits. IM just going to be jerking off onto randomly picked vegetables and getting audience members to eat it

You know it's a pig. It's always a pig.

Eating a one pound bag of Allan's candy.

I started laughing at "Yowzers"

Dropped a hard R there.... smh.

Faaawwwwkkk yeah! I'm gonna get fuckin' zooted.

U smart u loyal

I read this and now I want Sesame Jack Chicken Strips from TGI Fridays, god damn it. I ate good all week and I lost 5lbs in two. Now I have to get them. And their fries. Fuck.