Big boys got the big bat today!

22  2017-05-19 by vize

I don't get what he meant...

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He is and has always been an ignorant cunt. A talentless man lacking in intelligence and creativity. On top of that a true phony in every sense of the word.

What is there to "get"?

Whatever it is, I think you got it

GIVE YOURSELF A BELL!

That was another gem.

Did you enjoy when that was the "character" he did in the O&A "We Are The World" song?

Oh it was hilarious.

Was listening to the Anthony hates Mustard last night...funny stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2AlZxzGU8&t

Didn't Opie throw a bunch of money into Mustard making an album? All based off of everyone's reaction to his version of Creep?

Who's the creep now, right gang?

It was the most telling thing about him. Ant and Jim both did like 4-5 things and the guy with top billing just had one aggressively unfunny catchphrase no one remembered.

The vestigial organ of radio.

do you think they asked him to throw that in out of pity/ to avoid a crybaby fit or did they plan the we are the world parody completely out and he had to force his way in with that shite catchphrase or being the only person not included? a part of me hopes for the latter.

I COULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL. That always made me cringe in the show openings.

"The O&A virus spreading across america" is also bad. Also Midget Sighting of the Day.

What about bowdog fight dot com?

You didn't like the "Ozone Midget Sighting Of The Day"?

listening to an old episode with colin, who is in the middle of talking about something and opie has to come crashing in with a shitty phone call to some gump in bumfuck, missouri who saw a person who was short. obviously it didnt add nothing derailed the flow and was passed off as ironic by the shitcunt opie.

You misheard "bat".

He said "tits".

It may be possible that he is a fool. Him being a dunderhead is also probable.

I like this hypothesis

Either does he. He just strings words together hoping to sound cool.

Absolutely nothing will top "Fezzies From Across The Globe".

His insistence on trying to make it a bit was always met with such obvious disinterest from rest of the studio. Never failed to sour an otherwise enjoyable Jocktober.

I like this hypothesis