How did Erik's face become so fucked up?
4 2017-05-19 by disawayisthrows
I like the Piggy Boy as much as the next guy, but what has happened to his face defies all logic. I just saw a recent picture of him, how in the fuck did his eyes become the way they did? He doesn't look human.
17 comments
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-19
Are we really going to sit back and let this dolt ask this question? HE GOT FAT AS A MOTHERFUCKER. HIS BODY HIS TITS HIS FACE. morbidly obese. hes fat. thats what happens. Sorry for the outburst but come the fuck on dude
n/a Caverlock 2017-05-19
Well, yeah, but how do you get so fat your eyes move farther apart?
n/a disawayisthrows 2017-05-19
Dude people get fat, peoples fucking faces and eyes don't detach and separate and change angles when they get fat.
Erik looks legitimately retarded, its fucking bizarre.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-19
his eyes arent moving, his face is swallowing his face
n/a harrisongooch 2017-05-19
Get fat then drink a fifth of vodka every night and you too can look obese and starving at the same time
n/a holodog 2017-05-19
Hey settle down we're all friends here
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-19
i think hes developed quite the drinking habit. That plus his love of treats.
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-19
example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8JSFSyWKw
n/a hookahreed 2017-05-19
Are steak martinis drinks?
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-19
with Jack Daniels BBQ sauce they are. Inhale responsibly.
n/a Thelonius16 2017-05-19
I love the Jack Daniels Saw--
n/a CannoliKing 2017-05-19
His zookeeper has been giving him extra salami sticks lately
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-19
He must have had a recessive triplet strain of the 21st chromosome, that (for some reason) activated itself recently.
n/a TheMercendettiChild 2017-05-19
Food.
n/a holodog 2017-05-19
Perhaps you should ask Dr Steve
n/a nigforagua 2017-05-19
Well, all the adipose tissue is increasing levels of the aromatase enzyme in his body, which turns testosterone into estrogen - particularly estradiol.
Estradiol, in turn, increases flewwwid retention. All the excess flewwwid in his face makes his eyes present like someone with trisomy-21- also known as downs syndrome
n/a Robert-T-Pooner 2017-05-19
I'm assuming he did something he wasn't supposed to at the Willy Wonka factory.
n/a molotovspritzer 2017-05-19
perhaps a geneticist could chime in
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-19
It's the face of an alcoholic
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-19
example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8JSFSyWKw
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-19
his eyes arent moving, his face is swallowing his face
n/a hookahreed 2017-05-19
Are steak martinis drinks?
n/a Thelonius16 2017-05-19
I love the Jack Daniels Saw--
n/a CannoliKing 2017-05-19
His zookeeper has been giving him extra salami sticks lately
n/a harrisongooch 2017-05-19
Get fat then drink a fifth of vodka every night and you too can look obese and starving at the same time