Check out the Onnit funeral casket; chock full with Alpha Brain intravenous drip to make you smarter in the afterlife, kale interior incase you get hungry, cryo to reduce inflammation, mini-kettlebells for your deadly workouts and 20 lbs of bear meat.
Comes pre-installed with 900 episodes of The JRE Podcast and vibrating buttplug.
Joe has been slacking off with the cardio, doing monthly testosterone shots and his fucking breakfasts are the equivalent of 12 Hungryman Trucker meals.
He's fallen for the "Cardio ruins gains" meme. Every man who trains knows you need to up your cardio before your 40s.
Joe's gonna end up eaten ass first by a mountain lion next week if he redlines his cardiovascular system as hard as he usually trains.
Check out the Onnit funeral casket; chock full with Alpha Brain intravenous drip to make you smarter in the afterlife, kale interior incase you get hungry, cryo to reduce inflammation, mini-kettlebells for your deadly workouts and 20 lbs of bear meat.
Comes pre-installed with 900 episodes of The JRE Podcast and vibrating buttplug.
7 comments
n/a peopleforgetthat 2017-05-18
And after you run, head on over to onit.com and check out some crucial recovery supplements
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-05-18
Check out the Onnit funeral casket; chock full with Alpha Brain intravenous drip to make you smarter in the afterlife, kale interior incase you get hungry, cryo to reduce inflammation, mini-kettlebells for your deadly workouts and 20 lbs of bear meat.
Comes pre-installed with 900 episodes of The JRE Podcast and vibrating buttplug.
*Warning You have to be this tall to fit.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-05-18
I'd piss my pants if suffered a massive heart attack and died
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-05-18
Joe has been slacking off with the cardio, doing monthly testosterone shots and his fucking breakfasts are the equivalent of 12 Hungryman Trucker meals.
He's fallen for the "Cardio ruins gains" meme. Every man who trains knows you need to up your cardio before your 40s.
Joe's gonna end up eaten ass first by a mountain lion next week if he redlines his cardiovascular system as hard as he usually trains.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-18
In a way I feel like you're correct, but I'm not going to take health and fitness tips from anyone who even glances at this subreddit
n/a crookedmile 2017-05-18
Get a nostril trimmer nigga.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-18
A shotgun
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-18
Is it impossible for Joe to do something without telling people about it?
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-05-18
Check out the Onnit funeral casket; chock full with Alpha Brain intravenous drip to make you smarter in the afterlife, kale interior incase you get hungry, cryo to reduce inflammation, mini-kettlebells for your deadly workouts and 20 lbs of bear meat.
Comes pre-installed with 900 episodes of The JRE Podcast and vibrating buttplug.
*Warning You have to be this tall to fit.