My asshole is so hairy I get shit on my wrist when I wipe my ass.

0  2017-05-18 by [deleted]

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What's the problem?

I thought I laid it out pretty succinctly with the title. I've got 4" ass hairs that spread fecal matter in an unpredictable way.

is this part of your new act Amy? go back to stealing jokes

OB TAMPON YALLLLL

Muh vaaaaaaaaaagina...

When I'm in the shower cleaning my fart box I always grab all the stray hairs and yank them out and stick them on my wife's bar of soap

I suggest you have them removed with a flamethrower.