Fat worthless shitbag effeminate pussy slob and actual 40 year old virgin Roland needing dating advice from a 5'3 worm with female personal trainers who spends $50,00 a year on prostitutes brings me so much joy.
23 2017-05-18 by JoeCumiaSr
I know it's been posted but this is one of those things the sub should be obsessing over like the autists we are.
17 comments
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-05-18
Looks like I left out a 0 there fellas.
n/a snazu 2017-05-18
Way to go, idiot!
n/a rottenseed 2017-05-18
Oh I thought you were European and implying he spent only 50 buckaroos on "ladies" of the night
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-05-18
roland hollows out females coot as well as anuses females love obese homosexuals
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-18
Jim had a pornstar over his house at the weekend and she drunk drove home rather than fuck him. This is the man giving advice.
n/a K1bbler 2017-05-18
Jimmy was in close proximity to drinking? I hope he went to a meeting after.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-05-18
Before I heard that story about him and Troy going for handjobs at some Asian massage parlour years ago I thought that slovenly gastropod was either queer or asexual.
n/a rottenseed 2017-05-18
No he just can't get laid
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-05-18
Jim Norton is in no position to be giving anyone dating advice.
He went to the home of a girl he met on Tinder, and he brought a salad and granola bars for himself to eat while he was there. The girl then invited a different guy she met on Tinder to come over. Then Jim left and took the salad and granola bars with him.
That is a real thing that happened. Jim is that guy. His life is a one big cautionary tale.
n/a undersight 2017-05-18
Do someone have a link to this? That's hilarious
n/a ImDickJustice 2017-05-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMPG7jy6qLg
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-18
Jim needs to be bullied more for his female trainers. Fucking fag.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-18
I thought Roland was gay.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-05-18
He is.
n/a momomike 2017-05-18
Jim BRAGGED on Joe Rogan's podcast about paying 300 dollars to a masseuse so he could put his hand on her clothed ass while he jerked off.
He celebrated telling this story as if it was a big get. He paid a girl to jerk himself off and she didn't even touch him.
This is Jim's equivalent of hooking up with an attractive woman.
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-05-18
I thought you were talking shit about me there for a second!
n/a YoTheyGotGoobers 2017-05-18
We really should be attacking Roland more