New Star Trek series looks fucking horrible.

1  2017-05-18 by Ant_Sucks

7 comments

Why can't space just be full of Frenchmen, Persian mind-readers and the alien species that can, for the most part, inexplicably breed with them. Space Communism only works with White people.

Contrary to my username, I've always been more of a Kirk guy but I didn't think "CaptainJamesTPeckah" had quite the same ring.

The original reigns supreme, even Next Generation was mostly alright, never watched any of the others. Don't give a shit about the races or genders, just don't call attention to it and don't suck dick and I'll enjoy it.

Why not CaptainJamesTCootah?

I had peckahs on the brain, like any good O&A fan.

Looks interesting, I'll give it a try. I kind of miss how the original Star Trek just had a cool, fun "Hey, we're in space!" type vibe and just went with it without taking itself too seriously and so dramatic.

To quote Moshe Kasher's wife from her appearance on Joe Rogan, "I'm just not a fan of make 'em-ups", in reference to sci-fi.

I'm more of a Star Wars guy.