I hate Sam infinitely more than Opie.

0  2017-05-17 by [deleted]

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It's like deciding between cancer and blacks.

lmao

Both are horrible diseases.

Don't be that way. Cancer is treatable.

I'm pretty sure you could get rid of black people using radiation too, but the pussy ass society we live in now wouldn't allow it.

I don't believe you.

There really should be a compilation of all Opie's greatest hits for times likes these. You know, Harry Hater, Loves the internet guy, "spread the word", aquarium videos, funny mofos, infinite number of cunty/passive-aggressive/delusional tweets, dropping hammers all day long, selling signed sunset photos as merch, XFL tapes, check out the empties maahhhnn, mafia caddying, underwater fighting, shitting on a beach, cement bag lunches, could have been a model, bookie in highschool, could have been a baller, kicking a dog to death, Philly crew, HOW DOES THAT FEEL FUCKER?, endless examples of ruining the comedic flow of the show, complaining about a supposedly narcissistic mother, "irritable depression, rollerblading through NYC in his 40s 10 years after the fad has ended, lying about fighting for Antwan's job, fake laughter ... do i need to keep fucking going?

The only reason why you would have that opinion is your ignorance.

I actually wouldn't mind if you kept going on with bashing The Destroyer.

Well. That was succinct and eloquent and all.....but my point is DESPITE all of that stuff which I´m aware of, I STILL hate Sam more. Still. I get it. Opie is the worst. But my hate for Sam supercedes all of that