Your point is well taken. Anthony is a fag. The girl in that picture isn't a Medeival painting subject but she's still attractive enough. Would, for sure.
Poor Ant. You can make a thousand Hillary jokes, stick it to the libs every-single-day on your podcast, and make some sick 50's television references on Redeye, and still no one respects you as a political pundit. But you suck one cock...
Dani's a retarded junkie with a goofy boy face, but she's otherwise pretty much girl-shaped and...
Yeah, that's about it.
But that's rare. The average woman is beyond unfuckable. If a girl can walk around your house and it doesn't sound like burly ex-cons are moving your furniture, she's at least an 8.
Fucking teenage boys with rubber tits is probably a good idea.
She looks EXACTLY like her dad, who is not an attractive man by any stretch. Of all things, that's what I don't get... YDFC, BPD, rail thin alien body.. whatever we've all fucked young and crazy...
but I would NEVER want to see dollar store Willamette DaFoe staring back at me especially if Vinnie was one of my friends. You go in for a kiss and all you see is Stress Factory's hack "MILLIMETER PETER CLUB!!" camera text flash in your head.
Dani Brand is NJ comic/Stress Factory owner Vinnie Brand's daughter. He is not attractive and before the shows there, they have some corny bit with a CCTV scanning the crowd to find a skinny person "Where's the Beef?" shows up, macho guy "Millimeter Peter Club", etc.
I don't understand the confusion about Dani and Ant's relationship. She's an anorexic Jew, and he's a Hitler-era "enthusiast", with a ton of Nazi "memorabilia" and money.
She gets to piss off Daddy with a replacement provider in her life, saving her the discomfort of having to get a job or rent an apartment etc.; and Ant gets to dress her up in striped pyjamas and act out his fantasies of being white.
If he could just avoid the ladycock, and maybe not bite his gal/break her ribs, they might still be together.
I'm Anthony's age. Way better looking Own a big house in the nice part of town. Drive a faster car. Minus the psycho factor I'm totally impressed with ants chicks. If this chick isn't psycho or stupid ant is living in ten town.
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n/a Opprobriousness 2017-05-16
Your point is well taken. Anthony is a fag. The girl in that picture isn't a Medeival painting subject but she's still attractive enough. Would, for sure.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-16
not by that picture
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-05-16
Wat?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-16
she looks like a boy in makeup in that picture. Sorry dude, ur gay
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-05-16
Haven't been around long have we. Guess didn't see the girl he had before...https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_200_200/p/5/000/271/3fb/07aa001.jpg
n/a Crownenberg 2017-05-16
Sir I'm just trying to have some fun. Please don't ruin it with facts.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-16
And it's not like mellissa looked like that without the correct lighting and touch ups.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-05-16
With the right lighting & makeup, any woman can look good...http://imgur.com/ZeMRrMI
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-05-16
Here's her without make-up and hair done:
https://m.imgur.com/SvgLMYX
I would take Dani over that.
n/a DickAction 2017-05-16
I would take Sue Lightning over that. But I'm a total fag.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-16
Sup
n/a FatMosque 2017-05-16
bitch looks retarded, god be with her.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-16
His Compound media money got him this https://s6.pixxxels.org/eu58zdedd/a040e24000cf2670c2dd1ae17757b8b3.jpg
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-16
sigh
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-16
One day buddy, when we earn 300 dollars (combined) we will have her.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-05-16
That's a male
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-05-16
Tell that to Anthony.
n/a PM_ME_UR_BACNE 2017-05-16
Poor Ant. You can make a thousand Hillary jokes, stick it to the libs every-single-day on your podcast, and make some sick 50's television references on Redeye, and still no one respects you as a political pundit. But you suck one cock...
n/a DisgustingFaggot 2017-05-16
That's one chokeable neck
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-05-16
That thing is just begging to be wrung
n/a LCFlowers 2017-05-16
Cmon mug
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-05-16
She has dumbo ears
n/a Proudofyourboy 2017-05-16
Dolphin teeth
n/a IrateAutoBody 2017-05-16
Dolphin voice. Just having to hear her talk on a daily basis would be reason enough to choke-her-the-fuck-out.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-05-16
He was a millionaire until he lost a lot of his fortune in a failed part ownership of a something mania dot com.
n/a parrotpeople 2017-05-16
They bought him out when they realized he was blacker than most of the people they were ridiculing
n/a Chang_Ba 2017-05-16
Dani's a retarded junkie with a goofy boy face, but she's otherwise pretty much girl-shaped and...
Yeah, that's about it.
But that's rare. The average woman is beyond unfuckable. If a girl can walk around your house and it doesn't sound like burly ex-cons are moving your furniture, she's at least an 8.
Fucking teenage boys with rubber tits is probably a good idea.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-05-16
You must be using Patrice's 1-30 scale with that kind of logic
n/a hahfdjahdfsja 2017-05-16
Re-evaluate your standards sir
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-16
Plus those numbers are fucked. Jim norton blinks 6 million times in a single tv interview let alone a full year.
n/a ChipFromTheShow 2017-05-16
That site's great. 206 bones in the human body. 100 trillion cells! I'm definitely gonna memorise these to impress the ladies.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-16
Don't become a bunch of fags just becuase we hate Anthony. This crackhead is still above average. Not stunning but not bad either.
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-05-16
In Anths defense he probably stinks like a nursing home so this frump is solid gold
n/a Icon_Crash 2017-05-16
If he likes young girls so much, why was he putting up with this 40 year old?
n/a DisappointedGiraffe 2017-05-16
She looks like concentration camp Lena Dunham
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-05-16
That's certainly where she belongs.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-05-16
She looks EXACTLY like her dad, who is not an attractive man by any stretch. Of all things, that's what I don't get... YDFC, BPD, rail thin alien body.. whatever we've all fucked young and crazy...
but I would NEVER want to see dollar store Willamette DaFoe staring back at me especially if Vinnie was one of my friends. You go in for a kiss and all you see is Stress Factory's hack "MILLIMETER PETER CLUB!!" camera text flash in your head.
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-05-16
Huh?
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-05-16
Dani Brand is NJ comic/Stress Factory owner Vinnie Brand's daughter. He is not attractive and before the shows there, they have some corny bit with a CCTV scanning the crowd to find a skinny person "Where's the Beef?" shows up, macho guy "Millimeter Peter Club", etc.
n/a saessea 2017-05-16
Anthony has a thing for women with manly faces.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-05-16
Yeah but why use nine words when you could use 150? We have four hours to fill, brothaman.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-05-16
she looks delicious.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-16
She looks like a dried Banana pepper
n/a ustinkonice 2017-05-16
she looks mad bitable
n/a TPuffs 2017-05-16
Bitch looks like a muskrat
n/a Peckas1 2017-05-16
Alamy sounds almost like alimony, which she deserved for getting bitten by a man ravaged by leprosy.
n/a brmlb 2017-05-16
ET phone home.
My ring...my precious.
n/a Anarox 2017-05-16
She looks like the after photos of a heroine psa
n/a Jungies 2017-05-16
I don't understand the confusion about Dani and Ant's relationship. She's an anorexic Jew, and he's a Hitler-era "enthusiast", with a ton of Nazi "memorabilia" and money.
She gets to piss off Daddy with a replacement provider in her life, saving her the discomfort of having to get a job or rent an apartment etc.; and Ant gets to dress her up in striped pyjamas and act out his fantasies of being white.
If he could just avoid the ladycock, and maybe not bite his gal/break her ribs, they might still be together.
n/a Wolfizm 2017-05-16
The "A"s represent contact points for attacking.
n/a age_of_cage 2017-05-16
transgender DJ Qualls.
n/a safetyalwaysoff5000 2017-05-16
I'm Anthony's age. Way better looking Own a big house in the nice part of town. Drive a faster car. Minus the psycho factor I'm totally impressed with ants chicks. If this chick isn't psycho or stupid ant is living in ten town.
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-05-16
Dis bitch look like dat cave nigga from Lord of the rings
n/a Welfare_Warrior 2017-05-16
She looks good enough to brutally rape and bury in a shallow grave....
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-05-16
Anybody got her nudes?
I remember someone posting pics of her in leather in a bathroom and another of her bent over. She had he flattest ass.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-16
Anthony likes em young and thin. Everything else is secondary.