He's not going to. Any take on this 15 year old movie isn't even funny at this point anyway

I agree. It's become a go-to "I'm quirky" signifier for hot chicks by now, which means it's well played out.

That's what I always thought Napolean Dynamite looked like, and why I refused to watch either, regardless of if one was intentional and one wasn't.

I think if you're older you just don't want to waste 2 hours on that kind of shit anymore. You know you're going to be dead soon (like Roach in Point Break tss) so you find something else that has a little more hope embedded in it.

...super.

...super.

Soup her.

I got a similar vibe about it when it was still pretty new

But he didn't bite her!

He doesn't want to be influenced while writing $60,000 worth of cartoons.

"Oh hi, Chip!"

I did not steal that 60 thousand, it's not true. It's bullshit!

You're tearing me apart Lyle!

I should be shot

If it was called "The Room Full of Muscular Naked Men" he would have already seen it 15 times.

Any clips of the show mentioning this masterpiece of a movie?

Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2pSVROPZgY

Jim doesn't watch post-war movies.

Jim is such a boring dunce. He makes no effort to expand his knowledge on any subject.

He doesn't keep up with pop culture. He doesn't read. He doesn't listen to new music. He doesn't follow the news. What the fuck does he do all day? How much can one guy jack off?

A man can jack off for a maximum of 24 hours a day

if you listen to 'new music' after age 18 kill yourself

Edgy, I like it.

Oof!

I wonder if Jimmy can even name three different "Marvel Cinematic Universe" movies and not also answer with the Sony or FOX ones. Even Opie watched Deadpool while Jimmy literally thought it was a new Spider-Man movie.

Wow, he doesn't know which studios make which shitty superhero movies? What a faggot.

And he somehow has the balls to consistently refer to others as "Bores."

What a funny story

Oh hi /u/Doc_McCoy79 I didn't know it was you.

Oh hi Weirdfellas*

You're my favorite customer

That's 90 minutes he could spend listening to a 40 year old band which made three decent songs.

black sabbath or kiss?

Black Sabbath. All Kiss managed to do was be gayer than having anal sex with your father.

Jim's a faggot for many reasons. One of them is liking kiss but Sabbath's first 5 albums are prettayyyy prettayyyy good. Way more than three decent songs, bud.

Jim's a faggot for many reasons. One of them is liking kiss, but Sabbath's first 5 albums are prettayyyy prettayyyy good. Way more than three decent songs, bud.

Yeah, they were alright. I was exaggerating for comic effect

Well you nailed it!

Music Fan Jimmy is the worst. He's so entitled for such a basic-ass taste in music for a dude his age. It's like listening to a food critic explain what his favorite fast food restaurants are.

It really is embarrassing.

Or a billionaire restaurant owner who only eats chicken (fried) and chateaubriand (well done, with A1).

Jimmy hates Kiss, I think he just says he likes them more than The Who.

He already watched My Bodyguard and references it weekly.

My favorite Jimmy excuse is when a guest comes in promoting a book or a documentary that he has never even heard of, and he always says "I just got it last night and got through the first half and loved it, I'm gonna finish the rest tonight."

When people say they watched "part" of something it means they haven't watched any of it but don't want to admit it.

The film where a young woman and child are kept captive in a tiny room? Seems something a Cumio would enjoy.

Do you guys like when Jim dryly asks, "What's that from?" and follows up with "Oh, I've never seen that." when Sam and Travis share a laugh quoting anything made after 1986?

"Sorry guys I've never seen any Will Ferrel movies. I'm too busy texting Bree Olsen for the 40th time today."

He shouldn't, it's not that good anyway. It's a bad movie made by a weirdo, the end.

One of the reasons I hate Sam is for over-hyping this movie like it's the event of the decade. I should've been more wary about a wrestling fanboy's movie recommendations.

Maybe it's different if you saw it early and get caught up in the whole rigmarole but for me it did not live up to the hype. Not even close.

I think the OP point is more of that Jim should fucking research something... anything... No one is asking for him to do quantitative analysis on the financial markets. Watch the occasional movie, show, sporting event, read a paper or book, go outside.

The Room is completely overrated as a 'so bad it's good' movie anyway. Most of it's just tedious. The only funny scenes are the ones with Wiseau in them and he isn't actually in it that much. You can get everything you need from the compilations on YT.

Now if you said Fateful Findings - there is a truly spectacular viewing experience.

Neal is a genius

He tried but the link they sent him was broken. That's also the reason he hasn't taken Jui-Jitsu.

You're tearing me apart Lyle!

I should be shot