I found the source of Opie's problems

10  2017-05-15 by [deleted]

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Men with Klinefelter's can have normal intelligence, but almost all struggle with reading and 'executive functions'.

Yep. This was the disease that Meatloaf's character had in fight club. His big, pillowy breasts were proof enough, but I didn't know about the sub-par intelligence part of it. I remember him saying several times when they were pranking Bobo with the fake girlfriend gimmick, Opie kept saying the girl was from a "Providence" in Canada emphatically. That's when I first realized there was more than 1 retard in the studio.

I realized Opie was a complete idiot when he asked the brilliant question, "What is salt water makes in undrinkable?"

That is without a doubt the stupidest fucking question I've ever heard an adult ask in my entire life

To be fair, I think what he meant to say is what is it about excessive salt in water that makes it undrinkable? Being a math whiz, Opie wasn't gifted with the ability to translate his thoughts into words like a normal person.

Meatloaf's character had Testicular Cancer.

the fact you were looking into that, implies you suspect low testosterone yourself, I prescribe for you: The Joe Rogan Podcast, that'll man-you-up sunnyjim

I was hoping your post would end with "and they can all be solved by fixing a toe trigger to a shotgun."