The Ron and Anthony show - Round 2

66  2017-05-15 by doxxbrown

91 comments

I forgot this moron existed for quite some time. Those were good times.

This man...is a fucking fool.

He's a horse's ass.

That tweet was so embarrassing, I literally covered my eyes when I saw it. I don't even do that to beheading videos.

He should have thrown in "battle tested microphones" while he was at it.

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

I've never seen this Dodgeball reference on reddit before.

You are one original faggot.

Please, no. Ant's already boring show would only get worse.

Ron chose hosting a show with Gail over Anthony, that's how far his brand has fallen.

Fuck, that is a solid point. But what does that say about Ron? Fucking nepotism with that old hidden liberal

Why can't it be both?

Or possibly he just wants an easy gig with his daughter to talk about music, comedy, and random bullshit. I get everyones gripes about Bennington, but Ron 100% deserves a relaxed "retirement" show. Plus Gail at least has dumb insight and opinions, and she can still take solice knowing she is better at raqio than someone who's been in the industry since he was 18 years old.

Solace, dummy.

Sorry, honey.

Send me, money.

How about cummies?

Mmm, yummy!

Ron figured out that there's no ratings in satellite radio, and said "fuck it", I'll do whatever I like.

He's said that for the past ten years at least

And he still puts on good a live show. After carrying Fez for so long, Ron deserves whatever he wants.

pretty much. who could blame anyone for taking the easy route (and getting paid for it) over risking everything? sure, he's probably at a spot where it wouldn't matter much to his career or finances, but he's probably trying to maximize what he can leave behind at this point in life. it sucks that jim and ron can't do a show with their friend, but why would you risk what you've spent so long acquiring? Ant had to, they don't.

building their own podcast network is something you do when you're young and it doesn't matter. it's also something they could've and should've done a decade ago.

He simply choose guaranteed money over the 'potential' for money that Anthony offered. Sirius money is nice and dependable and there is no way Anthony could match it without going broke.

Anthony's network would never generate enough money to pay Ron and Ron probably realized that.

Plus better and luxury of choosing guests.

To be fair, what percentage of what Sirius offered Ron could Anthony offer him? He tried to Jim too and couldn't. It's pretty clear now Jim was never happy with the situation with Opie. Ant couldn't have been offering nearly what Sirius did.

This feels like Anthony doing a work woth Opie, Anthony gets publicity, Opie gets to use another brilliant negotiating technique of signing a one year contract then retweeting "all his praise" and threatening to go to the one podcast network that costs money. Keith may or may not understand that there is zero chance that Opie will be joining unless Sirius offers him nothing, and he doesn't get a better FM offer. Ant couldn't pay Jim enough to lure him, so I doubt he can do it with the person who goes out of his way to mention he's a multi-millionaire. I'm guessing somebody would offer more. He said they had a terrestrial O&A offer when him Jim re-signed. Somebody will offer him more.

Opie will NEVER sign with CompoundMedia. There's no circumstance or price that will enable that disaster. For that to happen Opie would be officially beneath both Ant and his minder Keith The Cop. There's been too much negative history with both for a narcissist like Opie to put himself at their mercy. Remember the story Keith told of Opie punking him when he was Opie's replacement driver for one day? Opie told KTC to go fuck himself for being late to pick him up that morning. Keith has been waiting with bated breath for revenge on that one! I don't blame him. And Ant, whether he consciously knows it or not, needs and deserves revenge for Opie not only NOT standing up for Ant after his firing, but actively supported/aided and abetted his firing (and everyone with even one braincell left knows he did so!)

"The possibilities w @OpieRadio & @AnthonyCumia are endless on the network. Together we can build what all of us as fans always wanted."

The pairing of a couple of elderly shock jocks that whine like women, and secretly hate each other?

Yes. The endless possibilities of Opie and Anthony! Or Anthony and Opie! Now I'm excited

Any "possibilities" with them ended around 2012. I guess Keith wasn't listening.

I say even further back than that really. This is all too little too late.

Little fuck won't even look at me...

Little Fuck & Human Garbage on XM202.

Keith shouldn't be allowed to have any power at this point.

Yes, he should. About 2000 volts at 7-12 Amps right through the skull.

I'm assuming this is a lethal dose.

Just a taste

But who else will scrap Anthony off the floor when its time to do his show?

Keith is the best Enabler in the business there is no question about it

Since the cat is out of the bag I'm also close to signing Ant, Jimmy and Ron to a deal on my network. It's anybody's guess at this point but I feel I've put together an attractive package for them.

Oh shit. Is there some sort of promo code I can use at deepdiscount.com?

You're in luck. All I require is a one time payment of $15,000,000 directly to my account and the show will be streamed directly to your choice of medium daily! Also check out my website where I'll be selling shoddy merchandise at inflated prices that will never be sent from my warehouse that doesn't exist! Best deal in entertainment, bar none.

Together we can build what all of us as fans always wanted.

All of us as fans want Anthony to stop being obsessed with politics and black people and for Opie to never be heard from again. Trying building that, Keith, you goddamned retard.

By "all of us" he means the 5 lobotomized chronic @OpieRaqio retweeters not the actual few thousand people who still give a shit about O&A for some reason.

I remember Ant promising to bring his network back to the 50 Gallon Barrel days or some shit. Instead it's only been an Alt-Right gay bath house.

To be fair, the stunts from back then wouldn't hold up today either. It's over. All we have is the same couple dozen youtube clips to keep us entertained.

Yeah anybody who isn't a retard looks back more fondly on Patrice vs Gallagher than throwing hot pennies at porn stars or whatever the fuck they did in the 90s.

It was cherries dipped in cool whip but otherwise you're exactly right.

I think the hope with Anthony's show was that it was going to be anything goes. No more Sirius XM restrictions. Nothing hold back all the craziness and laughs.

But there has been absolutely zero craziness or excitement, unless Colin spilling his drink and middle aged men sticking things up their assholes counts. It has all been Anthony yammering on nervously in front of a camera like he's doing a news report. That is not what Anthony promised with his network.

Yeah, kindda, but there was some more active elements the show could've had. Early on some cute female "wrestler" was on to wrestle Bobo. That was good. It wasn't for shock value, just laughs at the stupidity of the situation.

I think I might hate Keith more than Opie. Even the way his twitter banner is set up, that its Ant, Jim and Him up there is revolting.

I like how he uses "we" in his tweet

I didn't notice that before, that's enraging. If it was just Ant & Jim on his banner it would be obnoxious enough. But the implication that he's a good 3rd mic for those two offends me on a weirdly deep level.

He speaks up way more than Sam or any other producer on OnA did. He legit thinks he's the cohost

Fucking eeewww! This cunt has a banner with his scumbag face next to both Ant & Jim?! That's absolutely no better than alien head Sam sitting at the 'big boys table' and calling himself a broadcaster/radio personality!!! Outlandish on every count!

Keith doesnt have his own show so Opie still sucks more

A lot of the bad will towards Ant's podcast is because of Keith. Regardless of him being stupid (which he is) it was really stupid for Ant to bring on his best friend and lackey as executive producer.

A DUHHH YEAH BOSS YEAHH GO GET EM BOSS. Fuck him.

Keith is Brother Joe with a tad more ambition. In a better world they would both be arrested by secret police.

I can't tell of the three (Keith/Opie/Ant) which is more delusional about the "anticipation" of them getting back together, this isn't two plus years apart after sex for Sam.

A day late and a dollar short, that's the way I see it.

You & me both, buddy! Buttered roll?

This may be enough to bring Steve C back.

Ant should host a show with Fez.

I thought he was. How would you tell the difference?

Fez once had talent, and even when he stopped talking he was a constant source of funny for Ron to play with.

WNEW Fez was a national treasure

The Opster is going to drag his feet until the NYC studio opens so he can get in on all those A-List celebrity hangs.

Is Anthony that stupid to be used as leverage againv

Yes

They can build a time machine to 2006?

Three or four years into this and nobody calls him "Keith the Producer"

But he fucks one pig...

I want Denny on the network. Until then, fuck this shit show.

What a mook

i despise opie, it would be terrible if they started doing a show together again

Ron is too straight (as in direct) to work effectively with Anthony. Ron asked Ant "what happened to you?" on Anthony's show, if they'd ever co-host a program Ronnie will turn Ant into another Fez within 2 years.

Fuck that sounds entertaining.

Wow the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 really hit the nail on the head with Anthony.

I've never seen this clip before. It was amazingly satisfying to watch. He got what he needed to hear, but he obviously didn't really listen.

I think Opie is bluffing as a contract negotiation tactic. And I think Ant and Keith are hyping it up for publicity. However, I could be wrong. I do hope O&A get back together though. I would sign up again at Compound Media if it happened.

That tired storyline? When Ant was first fired, hopes were high his two co-hosts would quit, and together the three would ground break a whole new moneymaking form of online-only radio. It didn't happen. Then came the "Opie's just threatening to join Ant as leverage with SXM" theory. Now? Now everything's so over and done with and way past anyone caring anymore, that the "negotiation tactic" phrase is just fucking annoying to hear now.

I could have sworn that two years ago, Ant and Keith spent two hours bashing him and now they're trying to get the guy to join because of their failed podcast network thing

But Ant said he's doing fine.

Please don't. Sure a reunion every now and then would be cool. Not a show. And opie doesn't deserve a show on TACS.

I wouldn't say that. Have you seen the shit on that Network.

Yes I subscribe for ESDS. That fucking lunatic is worth 6 bucks a month.

The only good thing that would come from opie on compound network would be dave and opie awkwardly trying to get along.

Will they be doing the show while wearing their torpid sloth t-shirts?

let's see.... fat tongued black guys, radio chefs, and videos of black people fighting.

I think I found the end.

lol at the idea of opie & lynsi living on a podcast salary

This would be shit without the $60,000 Keeeiiid. I've listened to all the Chip podacasts and that's the most I've laughed at anything related to O&A in years.

If jimmy stays a million miles away from this I'll respect him so much. If he decides to join them without opie kissing his size 4 feet, I'll lose a lot of respect for our sweet boy

No way Jimmy will work with Dopie again.

Opie is the worst part of anything he's a part of, including his current show with no name comedians and a line cook. Does keith really think people want opie in any form?

in 2017, there is NO ONE pining for an Opie and Anthony reunion. They've both been exposed for being insecure pussies/frauds. It's over Johnny, OVER!

I think you'll find Bobo, Big A, Fred from Brooklyn and Chris Baldassano are super excited.

Will it be sponsored by Deep Discount?

Going in the opposite direction of all the hate, a network with the better part of the WNEW years would be great, but then you have to worry about Fez

I'm not especially anti-police but from now on I will make a reasonable attempt to murder every cop I see, just to spite Keith.

This sub is called opieandanthony and no one here wants this. If 16822 people here don't want it, then who the fuck does?

Yeah anybody who isn't a retard looks back more fondly on Patrice vs Gallagher than throwing hot pennies at porn stars or whatever the fuck they did in the 90s.

You & me both, buddy! Buttered roll?

I think the hope with Anthony's show was that it was going to be anything goes. No more Sirius XM restrictions. Nothing hold back all the craziness and laughs.

But there has been absolutely zero craziness or excitement, unless Colin spilling his drink and middle aged men sticking things up their assholes counts. It has all been Anthony yammering on nervously in front of a camera like he's doing a news report. That is not what Anthony promised with his network.

Yeah, kindda, but there was some more active elements the show could've had. Early on some cute female "wrestler" was on to wrestle Bobo. That was good. It wasn't for shock value, just laughs at the stupidity of the situation.