Howard Says He Simply Had a Sore Throat Wednesday. Will the Opester Give Us the Real Scoop Today?

25  2017-05-15 by bonniesretardsister

39 comments

'the real scoop'? what is he, an ice cream seller? ........ or summet tss tss

32 FLAVORS!

Yeah, what is he toppin' it with? Fudgy Wudgy bars or sumtin?

La la la la la

2 scoops

Two scoops: his tits

would be awesome if the destroyer would call into ant's show and give the real story. i'm guessing he cant do it on sirius because the golden jew's lawyers will be listening and will dump whatever he says.

Yeah man! Fuck the little doggie company.

Ugh! Opie was insufferable when Howard announced he was joining Sirius. This was also around the time when the phones weren't working and he throws a bitch fit. Just do the show stupid.

“These a——s started calling my mother’s house, what am I, 5?" Is this asshole stealing Florentine's bit??

Hoo hoo Robin! I fucked you and he stole my bit.

I wonder if there's fanatical Opie fans calling grandma Hughes when he doesn't show up to do a show.

His throats sore from suckin a bunch of peckas, heard what I saaieed?

"he never misses a day" Doesn't he only work 3 days a week for million of dollars just for talking? What a work-a-holic

he does 112 shows a year, which are the terms of his contract. but he hasn't canceled a planned show in well over a decade and comes into work even when he is sick and can barely speak or during the hurricane. this is why fans aren't buying his excuse and think his parents are sick or he got some bad news about his own health or marriage problems.

Or he just thought fuck this stupid shit?

Probably got all steamed up over the opesters antics

His fans are a bunch of obsessed gossipy busybodies.

Sore throat from laughing on the phone all night with Opie. Sniff

ME: I heard some things, that's all I can say. Vuuuury interesting stuff. It'll al come out once I join compound media. ooops, did I let that slip?

Mexican Chef: OOOOhh, Scoop!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherrod: Ha, dassoscoopo

you forgot the random screaming and yelling over each other in between each statement.

Reading this just made me wince. Ty.

Where's Vic?

Doing a Cracker Barrel gig, pretending not to be a queen.

"Alright folks its been fun, but I gotta go stock the freezer."

Don't forget to get a bag of penny candy on the way out!

I still can't get over him potentially being a meat truck delivery driver in the city.

The poor dear laughed so much he got a sore throat. Thoughts and prayers.

Vic: HAhaHAhaHAHAhaHAhaHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA

Opie talks a tough game but hes scared shitless he is hanging on by a thread at SiriusXM

why would he be scared? he gets dozens of calls a day. tons of opportunity out there

Going all in with a 2 7 unsuited

*sniff

Remember when everyone freaked out during Opie's day off

Me: my twitter BLEW the FUUUUUUUCK up....sniff...people wanted to know what was going on.....i can't take a fawkin day off without twitter going CRAZY....people were asking questions...holy fuck I can't go away for one fawkin day??

I fucking hate that "I'm so important people can't stop bothering me" tone.

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Opie knows literally nothing

Are we still under the assumption that the Howard Stern show is still a great show? Or are we saying it because it's to get under Opie's skin. I'd prefer the latter.

At least Opie doesn't have Mike Trainor.

Opie will pretend to know all about Howard Stern because of his obsession with him. I really hope Stern puts pressure on Sirius to have Opie removed and uses his influence to get an Ant and Jim show going just to spite the creepy fuck.

32 FLAVORS!

Yeah, what is he toppin' it with? Fudgy Wudgy bars or sumtin?

2 scoops

I fucking hate that "I'm so important people can't stop bothering me" tone.

Don't forget to get a bag of penny candy on the way out!

I still can't get over him potentially being a meat truck delivery driver in the city.