Do you pale snaggletoothed cartoons over in England have a classy word for diarrhea? I imagine you call it something like bottom water. " scuse me govna, may I use the lou? Seems I ave a spot of the bottom water"

we call it "the runs"

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I was worried this would be a Denny Falcone joke. Do not dare insult him.

Joe Rogan drank his own piss on purpose. I drank my own piss by accident cuz i woke up and thought i had an open warm beer left but it turned out to be full of piss and cigarette butts. bottom line is that joe rogan and i have both drunk our own piss. he was convinced by malicious forces while I drank it out of ignorance.

piss beer bottle

It's happened to all of us, buddy.

happened to me too. i was so grossed out i spit it all over my wall/ desk. still smells like piss no matter how hard it try and clean it

Piss with a side of what looks like cat food.

"Stone" is the gayest unit of measurement in history you limey cocksucker

This wiki page might amuse you then. It's a list of humorous units of measurement. Hold onto your ribs.

I legitimately thought this was an article about how drinking your own piss could help with kidney stones...

tss shedding stone what is he molting rock person or sumpthin

I'm not quite sure but I think that may be photoshopped.