Ant was a little kid, but I think Americans can feel pride in their tax dollars funding that. If you gave me money to start a business, and once it was successful, I turned around and said you feel pride in my accomplishments, that's real shitty.
I think Jack Parsons started off as a janitor but someone noticed his beautiful mind and the fact that he regularly had occult orgies in his house and made him a scientist.
Parsons just tricked a boy named ralph to tar paint his roof. When ralph said "Mr. Parsons, the fumes are making me dizzy" Parsons laughed briefly and then loudly exclaimed "Eureka! A solid fuel rocket booster!"
Ralph went on to bend wookies for punks under a bridge, 15 dollars a man he would charge.
23 comments
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-13
Him and his brother should be sent to space to stop their diddling of children.
n/a OochyWally 2017-05-13
Space shuttles have air conditioners that need fixing too
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-05-13
He wouldn't pass a background check needed to clean the toilets
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-13
Exactly, what if he apes out
n/a 6jesus6christ6 2017-05-13
the immediate jump to violence is staggering
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
This apaghetti nigger couldn't pass gym, yet he thinks he could be the next Jim Lovell.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-05-13
He appreciates it for its phallic shape more than the engineering.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-13
he used to be a janitor. Didnt he just get fired for leaving work early?
n/a Welfare_Warrior 2017-05-13
They caught him sniffing the toilet seats in the ladies room.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-13
*gender neutral bathrooms
n/a Welfare_Warrior 2017-05-13
You are correct sir.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-13
You're being a little unfair. He could have been more than just a janitor at NASA.
NASA engineer - "Hello, Antonio. What do we have today?"
Cumio - "Ah, Professor Turner. The special today is da spicy meata balls. Just like ma mamma used to a make."
Engineer - "Sounds good. You didn't touch it did you?"
Cumio - "Ah no. They don't a let me handle food no more. I only serve."
Engineer - "Excellent. One spaghetti and meatballs."
n/a ObsessiveMuso 2017-05-13
Does this drunk fuck think they just stopped making rockets or something?
n/a hoohootellemkeith 2017-05-13
Thanks for your service Anthony. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Ham_the_chimp_%28cropped%29.jpg/719px-Ham_the_chimp_%28cropped%29.jpg
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-05-13
Why is this nigger so obsessed with NASA?
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-05-13
Pretty much every American alcoholic born in the early 60's is obsessed with NASA.
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-05-13
Wonder if he knows they paid for those fancy rockets with a 87% marginal tax rate on the top earners if he wants to go back to those times so bad.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-05-13
He's not a top earner anymore, so no issues there.
n/a IgorTufluv 2017-05-13
Must be nice to feel so much pride in the accomplishments of others.
n/a emende21 2017-05-13
Its a hereditary trait. Bro Joe feels the same
n/a whatisthishere 2017-05-13
Ant was a little kid, but I think Americans can feel pride in their tax dollars funding that. If you gave me money to start a business, and once it was successful, I turned around and said you feel pride in my accomplishments, that's real shitty.
n/a Youseeonlydarkness 2017-05-13
I think Jack Parsons started off as a janitor but someone noticed his beautiful mind and the fact that he regularly had occult orgies in his house and made him a scientist.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-13
I think you may have your chronology messed up there, bud.
n/a xylomorph 2017-05-13
Parsons just tricked a boy named ralph to tar paint his roof. When ralph said "Mr. Parsons, the fumes are making me dizzy" Parsons laughed briefly and then loudly exclaimed "Eureka! A solid fuel rocket booster!"
Ralph went on to bend wookies for punks under a bridge, 15 dollars a man he would charge.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-05-13
Pretty much every American alcoholic born in the early 60's is obsessed with NASA.