Once upon a time his people mined precious metals, forged some of the finest weapons on Middle Earth and built some of the greatest stone fortifications to ever be built.
did you know that Mithril as a metal was originally created by J.R.R. Tolkien in reference to the dwarves, but he never patented the name, so "Mithril" became an extremely common name for special metal ore among tons of other stories and video games to this day?
i don't know why i brought that up, i'm just a huge faggot.
I accidentally took a semester long 400 level on JRR Tolkien. Had to read every book and his personal letters. While I didn't hate it, it might as well have been called "become a faggot 101".
Alpha-Brain has launched Rogan into the high 80s on the IQ charts. almost neutralizing the 10,000 other pharmaceuticals he's swallowed, injected and smoked into his body (which is like 20,000 for a regular sized man).
27 comments
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-05-13
alpha as fuck.
n/a DaveNone 2017-05-13
Once upon a time his people mined precious metals, forged some of the finest weapons on Middle Earth and built some of the greatest stone fortifications to ever be built.
Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
And now they have come to this.
n/a bornrevolution 2017-05-13
did you know that Mithril as a metal was originally created by J.R.R. Tolkien in reference to the dwarves, but he never patented the name, so "Mithril" became an extremely common name for special metal ore among tons of other stories and video games to this day?
i don't know why i brought that up, i'm just a huge faggot.
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-05-13
aw jeez guys my balls are drippin from all this LOTR talk goin on.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
I accidentally took a semester long 400 level on JRR Tolkien. Had to read every book and his personal letters. While I didn't hate it, it might as well have been called "become a faggot 101".
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-13
Well. I guess it worked, faggot.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
No kidding.
n/a RicFlairIsGawd 2017-05-13
That's pretty cool. I had trouble slogging through the silmarillion, but I'm a dummy.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
The Silmarillion is legitimately the worst book I've ever read.
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-05-13
aw jeez guys my balls are drippin from all this LOTR talk goin on.
n/a daytimechippah 2017-05-13
puts on Summoning
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-05-13
What in the fuck is going on here?
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-05-13
Hey look it's /u/GeoffreyArnold
n/a JusJusRagno 2017-05-13
/u/ GeoffreyArnold is a short faggot
n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-05-13
What is that thing?
n/a braunheiser 2017-05-13
Imagine you only get one life and one experience of existence and this is how you had to spend it
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-13
He has superior grappling moves though. We're fucked.
n/a Anarox 2017-05-13
The man can go on a considerable man rape rampage if pushed for enough
n/a verdunkelt 2017-05-13
What a world we live in
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
Kill it with fire.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-13
Can I jizz on it first?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-13
I mean, might as well.
n/a DaveNone 2017-05-13
On it or in it?
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-13
On it. I don't want to touch it.
n/a pbpble 2017-05-13
Onnit, nothing can touch your alpha brain
n/a ig0tworms 2017-05-13
I'm not gay but I want to fuck that thing
n/a _snoop_ 2017-05-13
I'm not gay either, but I'd buy a subscription for $6 per month to watch you fuck that things mouth.
n/a toplesswatcher 2017-05-13
Either that "man" is VERY tiny or he is just tiny and the bottle is huge.
n/a piggyboi 2017-05-13
The heels make him look really tall.
n/a JuiceBusters 2017-05-13
Alpha-Brain has launched Rogan into the high 80s on the IQ charts. almost neutralizing the 10,000 other pharmaceuticals he's swallowed, injected and smoked into his body (which is like 20,000 for a regular sized man).
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-13
Well. I guess it worked, faggot.
n/a RicFlairIsGawd 2017-05-13
That's pretty cool. I had trouble slogging through the silmarillion, but I'm a dummy.