Related: Vos mentioned when he was on TACS this week that Bonnie tells him -- the ghetto, Junkie Jew -- that he has 'White Privilege'.
Anybody else ever noticed the correlation between how much hope a women has of success in a field and how much or little she attaches herself to grievance movements?
I don't know who comedy could be the hardest for but if we're talking easiest then black comics are above and beyond everything.
I saw a show where 4 black guys came up and there probably weren't 30 seconds between some mentioning of them being black and the audience being white. I mean for fucks sake every single one of them started with "There's a lotta white people here tonight!"
What the fuck did you expect you're fucking 13% of the population
cokelogic always sucked dick. i never saw his "animations" back in the day but i did see some of them pretty recently and holy fuck are they bad. any middleschooler in 2001 could have made better flash videos.
As obnoxious as that tweet is, I still do think she is the funniest female comedian that I have ever heard. At least on podcasts, I've never heard her stand up.
All a woman has to do is be attractive and talk about sex and she can make it in comedy. Even monsters can make a living doing it in alternative places like LA.
exactly. it's a built-in gimmick for them. Traditionally women aren't supposed to talk about sex, so one outrageously does it on stage, and bam, already at least 40% of the slobbering masses are into it.
They only have a decade or less left to where that even gets attention anymore because the majority of the population agree women shouldn't be shy about sex. Then you're gonna have to (gasp!) be funny.
I mean every other gander and race will get gigs just based off of skin color and having a slit. For white men, you either have to talk about how depressed you are, shit on Trump, or be gay.
Harder to find a gimmick, no built-in audience, no idealogoical favors, no bravery. Lot of "comics" have careers because they are different for the sake of it, not based on the merit of their shit.
It is so much easier you have the white guilt comic now. "Gee, aren't you third world dykes so much better than us dumb guys? HAHA GIT IT GRRRRRL! Give yourselves a hand!"
If you don't go with minority, gay, fat, woman, or liberal, you rely solely on being funny. Blue Collar has been done, but unlike the other types, it's hokey stylings aren't being rehashed over and over again.
Remember that time on Tough Crowd when she resorted to showing her tits while the rest of the panel made up of white males had to actually write funny material for their closing monologues?
Quit tweeting and help your sister burp back up all those tasty pennies she swallowed today.
That's it exactly. Rich knows he can't do any better so she can treat him anyway she wants and he's just going to take it. A successful guy with options would tell her she's just a Canadian hick who doesn't mean shit to comedy and leave her.
wouldn't it make sense being a majority in something like comedy would make it the hardest because you don't have an automatic gimmick and have to actually be good to succeed?
They live in a crappy suburban New Jersey townhouse and had to borrow money from Opie to make a movie that looks like it was shot on her iPhone. We're not talking about millionaires here.
It's funny it's kinda like if a woman doesn't make it she blames white males even though white female comedians get picked up all the time because of how hard it is for females...you know since there is another female comic on Netflix every week. Maybe it's because you said the opposite in the past and now are trying to jump on an obvious bandwagon. Or maybe because you are old news now with a shitty documentary. Or how if anyone listens to your podcast hears you being a giant cunt 24/7
She finally realized it last year and got bitter. The book did nothing for her, the movie did nothing for her, Lifetime is never going to inquire about her reality show again, where she's at now is as good as it's going to get. Now she realizes she's just going to age more and more so nobody will want her on TV. But those old white men kept getting HBO specials in their 50s and it's just not fair.
I've never liked Bonnie, as I missed her "good" years, apparently. I did like it when she called Sam "a little shit", though, during the Kevin Pollak brouhaha.
It's obvious what this is; late in the 4th quarter, down 3 touchdowns, she's just heaving up the "Girl Power!"/PC Hail Marys, hoping some (((producer))) or female (((comedian))) with some juice takes a shine to her ol' gal sass.
She's basically angling for the role of Flo in the nonexistent "Alice" reboot that would get cancelled after 6 episodes, anyway.
She showed her true colors when Retard Gate happened.
It's too bad, she had some great banter and shat on Rich with the other guys when they both were on.
I bought her book for my girlfriend, who loves women comics. Said the book wasn't funny and Bonnie seemed very unlikable and needy (constantly sucking up to famous comedians to try to be their friend). I'd like to confirm, but I'm not reading her fucking book.
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n/a cbanks420lol 2017-05-13
http://i.imgur.com/nXmBFjc.jpg
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-05-13
Well you did say please
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-05-13
I want to see her get plowed by a young gentleman of color.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-13
You fucking hypocrite.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-05-13
Look, I've got some sexuality issues ok?!
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-13
I didn't lose a leg in Nam so coloreds could go into rooms alone with whites
n/a GregStillson4PREZ 2017-05-13
Its demonstrably true you dumb cunt...AND STOP EXPLOITING THE RETARDED FOR SEX AND MONEY!
n/a arrogantsquirrel 2017-05-13
She sure is acting like her sister lately. Time to log off of Twitter and spit those pennies out, Bonnie.
n/a literalotherkin 2017-05-13
Related: Vos mentioned when he was on TACS this week that Bonnie tells him -- the ghetto, Junkie Jew -- that he has 'White Privilege'.
Anybody else ever noticed the correlation between how much hope a women has of success in a field and how much or little she attaches herself to grievance movements?
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-05-13
She grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere in Canada. She has no right to talk ill of people being white.
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-13
but as a woman she is minority. she is part of ~50%.
n/a toplesswatcher 2017-05-13
it really is amazing how Women think they are the same as blacks and gays huh?
n/a insertclevereference 2017-05-13
Also how blacks and gays think they're the same as human beings.
n/a Jake_91_420 2017-05-13
They don't really think that, they just say it to piss people off. It works.
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-13
aaaah, chippa niggs and chippa fags just joshing around.
n/a drakenthegreat 2017-05-13
Hey, as John Lennon once sang, women are the nigger of the world.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-05-13
In America, women are actually a majority. It's like 51-49.
n/a Saullll 2017-05-13
She's crazy if she thinks we considered jews white.
n/a piggyboi 2017-05-13
She's entering her "Wall" phase, where she loses her looks and hates men.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-13
All the comments mentioning Rich has me concerned. Do people really think that kikes are white?
n/a GregStillson4PREZ 2017-05-13
More so than the hajjies
n/a literalotherkin 2017-05-13
They think the Irish are White what did you expect?
n/a Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-05-13
You literally have to say shit like this publicly in order to get work now.
n/a parrotpeople 2017-05-13
Heil diversity
n/a tortoiseboy52 2017-05-13
I don't know who comedy could be the hardest for but if we're talking easiest then black comics are above and beyond everything.
I saw a show where 4 black guys came up and there probably weren't 30 seconds between some mentioning of them being black and the audience being white. I mean for fucks sake every single one of them started with "There's a lotta white people here tonight!" What the fuck did you expect you're fucking 13% of the population
It was nauseating to say the least.
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-05-13
It's as if those people have substantially lower scores on quantitative and fluid intelligence.
n/a ShetUp 2017-05-13
You either die funny or you live long enough to see yourself become a sanctimonious cunt.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-13
stop forgetting bonnie is still a girl. Shes only cool because she fucks vos
n/a Pale_Pen15 2017-05-13
People aren't tripping over themselves to give straight white guys shows
n/a gatorhound 2017-05-13
Well I'm cool by those standards
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-05-13
She's never going to fuck you, you stupid fuck.
n/a kinskiassassination 2017-05-13
Cokelogic is a cuck now
n/a bornrevolution 2017-05-13
cokelogic always sucked dick. i never saw his "animations" back in the day but i did see some of them pretty recently and holy fuck are they bad. any middleschooler in 2001 could have made better flash videos.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-13
Cokelogic's animations were always grotesque and awful.
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-13
Hasn't he been though? Doesn't he have the wife with big tits that got railed out by a black dude in a bathroom? I swear I heard that somewhere.
n/a parrotpeople 2017-05-13
Are you thinking of no filter Paul? His wife banged a black dude in the bathroom and she was leading big a on
n/a newtbutts 2017-05-13
I thought she just sucked his dick
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-13
Ah, yes. I was thinking of him.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-05-13
As obnoxious as that tweet is, I still do think she is the funniest female comedian that I have ever heard. At least on podcasts, I've never heard her stand up.
n/a grocery_man 2017-05-13
That's not really saying much is it.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-05-13
That's what we call a 'tallest midget' scenario.
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-05-13
All a woman has to do is be attractive and talk about sex and she can make it in comedy. Even monsters can make a living doing it in alternative places like LA.
n/a dopaminenotyours 2017-05-13
exactly. it's a built-in gimmick for them. Traditionally women aren't supposed to talk about sex, so one outrageously does it on stage, and bam, already at least 40% of the slobbering masses are into it.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-13
They only have a decade or less left to where that even gets attention anymore because the majority of the population agree women shouldn't be shy about sex. Then you're gonna have to (gasp!) be funny.
n/a stevex42 2017-05-13
I mean every other gander and race will get gigs just based off of skin color and having a slit. For white men, you either have to talk about how depressed you are, shit on Trump, or be gay.
n/a Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2017-05-13
Harder to find a gimmick, no built-in audience, no idealogoical favors, no bravery. Lot of "comics" have careers because they are different for the sake of it, not based on the merit of their shit.
It is so much easier you have the white guilt comic now. "Gee, aren't you third world dykes so much better than us dumb guys? HAHA GIT IT GRRRRRL! Give yourselves a hand!"
If you don't go with minority, gay, fat, woman, or liberal, you rely solely on being funny. Blue Collar has been done, but unlike the other types, it's hokey stylings aren't being rehashed over and over again.
n/a muhdikyo 2017-05-13
jesus fucking christ what a cunt
n/a DougmanWGodspeed 2017-05-13
Remember that time on Tough Crowd when she resorted to showing her tits while the rest of the panel made up of white males had to actually write funny material for their closing monologues?
Quit tweeting and help your sister burp back up all those tasty pennies she swallowed today.
n/a emitpeels89 2017-05-13
How long until they get divorced? Once a women goes down this road it's game over.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-05-13
She's hitched her car to a train that's been stalled on the tracks for 2 decades. If that didn't make her leave...
I also see vos lapping up her bullshit, whatever that may be at any moment, so he ain't leaving her
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-13
That's it exactly. Rich knows he can't do any better so she can treat him anyway she wants and he's just going to take it. A successful guy with options would tell her she's just a Canadian hick who doesn't mean shit to comedy and leave her.
n/a _videogames_ 2017-05-13
wouldn't it make sense being a majority in something like comedy would make it the hardest because you don't have an automatic gimmick and have to actually be good to succeed?
n/a I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-05-13
Her husband used to blow guys for drugs. At worst she has a half empty comedy club. Fuck her!
I am lilly white and work two jobs just to make a fraction of what she does on a slow night.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-13
They live in a crappy suburban New Jersey townhouse and had to borrow money from Opie to make a movie that looks like it was shot on her iPhone. We're not talking about millionaires here.
n/a stonepitbull141 2017-05-13
mfw I realize Bonnie is actually her retard sister's retard sister
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n/a Cumia_Box 2017-05-13
Whatever you're doing please stop
n/a FaFaFlooey 2017-05-13
It's funny it's kinda like if a woman doesn't make it she blames white males even though white female comedians get picked up all the time because of how hard it is for females...you know since there is another female comic on Netflix every week. Maybe it's because you said the opposite in the past and now are trying to jump on an obvious bandwagon. Or maybe because you are old news now with a shitty documentary. Or how if anyone listens to your podcast hears you being a giant cunt 24/7
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-13
"Old news" would imply she was ever relevant. She never was.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-13
She finally realized it last year and got bitter. The book did nothing for her, the movie did nothing for her, Lifetime is never going to inquire about her reality show again, where she's at now is as good as it's going to get. Now she realizes she's just going to age more and more so nobody will want her on TV. But those old white men kept getting HBO specials in their 50s and it's just not fair.
n/a CamMoses 2017-05-13
she liked my tweet
She's referring to @marknorm talking about his latest comedy special as he was explaining why he had to get "Amy Schumers presents " on it
and then unlike, most likely trying to figure out how to block me with her lady brain
n/a toplesswatcher 2017-05-13
"white guys"
alright. we get it, (((Bonnie)))
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-05-13
She's only married into judaism. Her retard redneck genes are still present.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-05-13
She only has Jewish DNA in her the moment after she blows Vos.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-05-13
It's she still trying to get on Maria Bamford's list of funny women?
n/a nazicumfarts 2017-05-13
Having to think about more jokes about your vagina, periods, or sex; or just about being black every day must be so hard.
n/a Saullll 2017-05-13
Ironically one was Luis J Gomez.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-05-13
"Overheard two white guys.."
Couldn't be bothered to say anything to them, gotta tweet about it though
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-05-13
I've never liked Bonnie, as I missed her "good" years, apparently. I did like it when she called Sam "a little shit", though, during the Kevin Pollak brouhaha.
It's obvious what this is; late in the 4th quarter, down 3 touchdowns, she's just heaving up the "Girl Power!"/PC Hail Marys, hoping some (((producer))) or female (((comedian))) with some juice takes a shine to her ol' gal sass.
She's basically angling for the role of Flo in the nonexistent "Alice" reboot that would get cancelled after 6 episodes, anyway.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-05-13
She showed her true colors when Retard Gate happened. It's too bad, she had some great banter and shat on Rich with the other guys when they both were on.
n/a DickAction 2017-05-13
It takes so much courage to openly criticize white men these days. Bonnie is a very brave woman.
n/a PauxFas 2017-05-13
PFG TV's Josh Gondelman has responded: https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/863187530577006593
n/a FreeLoopDub 2017-05-13
It was Mark Normand and some other guy that opens for Schumer. Happened on the Howard Stern wrap up.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-05-13
Well she did marry Vos. Obviously those retard genes run rampant in the Macfarlane household.
n/a Senators86 2017-05-13
I bought her book for my girlfriend, who loves women comics. Said the book wasn't funny and Bonnie seemed very unlikable and needy (constantly sucking up to famous comedians to try to be their friend). I'd like to confirm, but I'm not reading her fucking book.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-13
She's been insufferable since the first time she was on the show 10 yrs ago. She's a boring, insecure, entitled cunt.